Ode to Nicholas Jones

Oh Look at my poems, they're the greatest, I write them with ease, Have you seen the latest. Ich bin ein Berliner, So I slag of Begginners, The greatest moment of my life, Was when I caused considerable strife, To a budding young poet named Ray, Hey, Hey! His poems simply were the best, They gave me Cardiac Arrest, The beat of my heart went oh so fast, The excitment of his poems were vast. But I, Nicholas Jones, Was jealous of this unknown, So I told him straight down his ear canal, That his was rubbish and I destroyed his morale. The End THIS IS NOT PART OF THE POEM. I am the mentioned 'Ray' in the poem, I was looking forward to constrcutive critiscm, but Nicholas Jones totally destroyed my hopes and dreams. Thank You for listening I