DetailsThe poem, its numbers, and the conversation.

horus8

Member since 2002 · Posted 27 Nov 2002 · 26 comments

there once was a loser named horus8, who all day long would masterbate, he raped some girl and made her bleed, she got pregnant to prove stupid people breed, and now he's poor and full of hate

Rate it

0 is the worst, 10 the best. Pick a number, add a comment if you like, then send it. Keys: 0–9 pick, Enter sends.

mean 5.42 weighted 5.42 rank 3032 views 201 View voting details →

59 votes so far. Yours would make 60.59 votes so far

26 comments

[n/a] deleted user 27-Nov-02/11:44 PM Reply

You Tell it like it is girlfriend, we really ought to be carefull about what people are having children, and you pointed that out well.

[9] deleted user 28-Nov-02/12:00 AM Reply

coolness has been achieved.

[0] horus8 28-Nov-02/12:20 AM Reply

this is your big come back? you apparently have much to learn.. here.. let me help you..it goes swish swish swish and straight out your ass.. my twelve inch cock wearing a zoro mask..i know you're damn mad about your uncle phil, and how he made you swallow his spunky protein swill...it's okay..it'll be alright..even though you're a cum gurgling troglodyte...<horus scratch> shick shick shoe-woe-woe-woe shick..kick it....sitting on my porch counting hundred dollar bills..when up walks this punk that thinks he's got some skills, but lo and be hold..when he tried to bust his cap..he thought of uncle phil and his bumpy wet lap..with sweat on his lip, and no hair on his balls..now the cad is just another dike at niagra falls..but with no dress and with no barrel..what's your encore gonna be? a fucking christmas carol? and the beers go clink clink as the hotties blow kisses, you better back the fuck up, cuz i weild the stankest disses / bitch, your shit is so weak it's destroying your health..that's why you're the kind of fucking hack who needs to vote on herself. b

[n/a] sooz › horus8 28-Nov-02/12:25 AM Reply

lacking any skill,
your rhymes are so amusing,
but far from a poem

<3<3

[0] horus8 › sooz 28-Nov-02/12:51 AM Reply

by the way it's masturbate..sound it out next time..for clarity.

[0] horus8 › sooz 28-Nov-02/1:43 AM Reply

what's with the hearts? do i know you from when i used to cattaround? lol.

[n/a] deleted user › horus8 28-Nov-02/12:27 AM Reply

whoa, you have mad skillz, ohh. I just read that and I regret to inform you that I was incorrect. what was that you said? you have a 12 inch cock in your mouth? and you still manage to talk all that shit? I hope your fingers fall off moron.

[0] horus8 › deleted user 28-Nov-02/12:49 AM Reply

too late..i'm finger less already, and yes, your right. i riffed all that with my own swollen member in my mouth...just take that as a vague reminder of what i'm capable of doing when i'm not blowing myself......you lasses don't have the finger speed, nor the spontaneous passion to even begin to defend yourselfs, and i would look like a moron indeed if i kept revealing to the good public here just how onesided this all must look...i feel like i've just fucked a couple of uniformed school girls in my vw bus, so i'll just let you kids off here..have nice walk home..no thanks is neccesary. the pleasure was undoubtedly all mine..

[0] horus8 28-Nov-02/1:41 AM Reply

what i enjoy most about this..the 12 tens..that must of took a couple of phone calls.t

[5] Ranger 28-Nov-02/2:31 AM Reply

Woo-bitchin'
How come everyone who's voted 10 decides to be anonymous? Does everyone in the world know horus8? I'd feel proud of that if it were me...
Does the fourth line actually work?

[0] horus8 › Ranger 28-Nov-02/12:10 PM Reply

the whole thing doesn't work...it looks like a midget playing nba basketball with a bowling ball and gout in his right foot.

[5] deleted user 28-Nov-02/3:30 AM Reply

Oh come on!You mean to tell me that a witless piece of crap like this can get to number 1, and something with the sheer genius of cleverdevice's 'A Limerick by me' can't even scrape the top 15 before it's mercilessly ripped to pieces by 'proper' poets???"!!This really is an insult.Although I am quite glad a stupid poem can get in the top 15, as it gives hope to the rest of us.5

[10] cleverdevice 28-Nov-02/4:05 AM Reply

Nice one.

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28-Nov-02/5:13 AM Reply

The best thing about this 'limerick' is that the third and fourth lines are longer than the first, second and last lines.

[0] horus8 28-Nov-02/12:08 PM Reply

i see p&k got his entire class to vote on this..i'm flattered, unfortunately..there is no hope for any of you...i have my foot on the turkeys neck...don't cry little girl..this will hurt you more than it...prepare.

[n/a] sooz › horus8 28-Nov-02/1:08 PM Reply

are you seriously all butthurt about this? it seems kind of silly, i hope you have more faith in yourself to really be concerned with how some person you've never actually spoken to cares how you concieved your child. i hope you're having a happy thanksgiving with your family and i'm really trembling in fear over your loathing of me ;)

[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › sooz 29-Nov-02/2:16 AM Reply

fuck you bitch..don't shy away now we have so much more to talk about.

[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › sooz 29-Nov-02/2:25 AM Reply

let's get one thing straight cunt..i've done alot of shit in my life, bit i've been trying real hard to be good as of late, and i don't care to much for you and your clit chomping friend's insinuating slander involving my son, or his mother..how fucking hard is that for you too understand..are you slow on the uptake..would you like me to find out some facts about your family and start tossing that around with no moral integrity..what were you just fucking brought up wrong? normal people don't fuck with innocent bystanders it goes against the artform of war and writing...now i'll make this simple for you...don't think i don't have friends that can't hack you..i'll turn you into my pet project (i have the time and the patience)..don't be an idiot...just appologies for being an inconsiderate stink hole and perhaps i'll spare your cocker spaniel foofles when i send the yakuza.

[n/a] sooz › <{Baba^Yaga}> 29-Nov-02/5:23 PM Reply

haha you are far too much :) i'm really trembling in fear of my security. why don't you come talk to me? you can find me on the efnet #linux-help

you're setting yourself up for humiliation and just giving me bait to mock you and your bastard son <3

[0] horus8 28-Nov-02/1:58 PM Reply

i also enjoy being off to the left way up high on the best list...it's the 'best' thing that's ever happened to me...i'll be back later to deliver a speech and pick up my award (not a golden q-tip award, mind you ..but close) i will also be bringing my turntable's and my band to perform my new song called the sooez canal, aka the little vagineer that could....it's going to be a hell of a show! i'm bringing my possie and my homies..i'd like to take a moment to thank everyone here for taking me to "#1 off to the left of the list". i promise i wont let you guys down..peace out.e

[n/a] deleted user 28-Nov-02/9:43 PM Reply

"the whole thing doesn't work...it looks like a midget playing nba basketball with a bowling ball and gout in his right foot. "

That has got to be the funniest thing ive read in a while... horus8 you are a genius...

[n/a] <~> 28-Nov-02/11:18 PM Reply

amazing. the anonymi strike at the heart of the smurf-meister. too bad your blade is so dull. why don't you put down your pen and go back to your other favorite pasttime, stalking jack.

[10] vulcan 29-Nov-02/1:56 AM Reply

Bravo!10

[5] Gordiansknot 6-Dec-02/2:01 AM Reply

you remind me of someone????

[4] Robert K Foster 17-Jan-03/10:47 AM Reply

lines 3+4 are cumbersome

[10] oddgreenout 11-Oct-06/4:59 PM Reply

classic