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Perversions 4: Kink in Space

by razorgrin

Member since 2002 · Posted 10 Feb 2003 · 10 comments

Tentacles A young otaku from Tokai dreamed of living her favourite hentai But as Overfiend drew near she feared for her rear The last words she said were "Oh, my!" Amputees The kinky old Mr. McFeggs chose to saw off his arms and his legs Chainsaw swung, to his joy by a leather-clad boy Behold "Human Torso" McFeggs! Scarfing There once was a young man who sang praise of being strung up to hang Found dead one warm day those who found him did say the only thing suiting: "Well, Dang!"

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[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom 10-Feb-03/1:27 PM Reply
Still perverting the minds of the you I see Smiley. -10-

P.S. on a side note I have heard that scarfing does give a male an instant hard on. Just thought I'd share.
[n/a] razorgrin › thepinkbunnyofdoom 11-Feb-03/9:46 AM Reply
I know it does. That's one of the reasons it's so popular among men. though a cockring or viagra are also viable options.
[10] Tintagiles 10-Feb-03/1:45 PM Reply
Tee hee.
[8] <{Baba^Yaga}> 11-Feb-03/12:03 AM Reply
A chia-pet, that talks. true entertainment chi ching.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 11-Feb-03/9:36 AM Reply
otaku hahahaa

Also, limericks whose first line ends in the same word as the last are ace. go go gadget lear
[n/a] razorgrin › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 11-Feb-03/9:48 AM Reply
It seemed time. Glad the otaku thing went over well. I've been into anime a lot lately, so you can see the inspiration.
thankee.
[8] brazen 12-Feb-03/5:03 AM Reply
golly, mister
[0] sk8boardandpoems 25-Feb-03/3:39 PM Reply
kink in space eh? i wish that you would be in space with out no air so that you may be left to die with out rendering the thought of living
[n/a] razorgrin › sk8boardandpoems 26-Feb-03/6:44 AM Reply
ha-ha! so witty! I guess I'm caught now within the might word-trap of the great sk8boardanalinsertion so i'm doomed now. Out of mere mortal curiosity, senor itchy-trousers, what the godfuck is "rendering the thought of living' supposed to mean? Christ, make an ounce of sense occasionally, you bitchy, oversensitive anal polyp.
[10] suckmychucks 10-Apr-03/12:04 PM Reply
very Twain of you to get off on torturing your characters. that's the way it should be done. bravo.