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Curry Gives You The Shits

Member since 2003 · Posted 21 Feb 2003 · 12 comments

There once was a man called Helmut smitz, Who ate a beef curry that gave him the shits, His rectum was minging, From the poo that was stinging, It fell from his ass all in bits.

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[9] razorgrin 21-Feb-03/9:46 AM Reply

Dee-lightful anal poem. Read my 'perversions' limericks. this has a few problems in the scanning, but fun nonetheless.

[n/a] wOrnella Mutiw 21-Feb-03/7:08 PM Reply

Hence, you should stay away from Indian food.

[7] god'swife › wOrnella Mutiw 21-Feb-03/10:06 PM Reply

and psycho bitches.m

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › god'swife 21-Feb-03/10:21 PM Reply

Have you ever pressed the enter key?

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 21-Feb-03/10:22 PM Reply

Also, why do you write exactly like horus8?

[n/a] Sylvia Bravo › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 21-Feb-03/10:26 PM Reply

Do you think we are the same person? I don't have a superman's haircut.

[n/a] spank me baby yeah › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22-Feb-03/2:22 AM Reply

ACTUALLY DARK YOU ARE MY HERO, CHILD OF MY BUTTOCKS INSPIRED THIS. aS FOR ME SOUNDING LIKE HORUS8, WELL THATS NOT A BAD COMPLIMENT MOST OF HIS WORK I'VE READ IS PRETTY GOOD STUFF.

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › spank me baby yeah 22-Feb-03/2:24 AM Reply

I fear you do not understand how the indentation of a comment relates to its place in the hierarchy of the discussion.

[n/a] spank me baby yeah › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 23-Feb-03/9:59 AM Reply

DONT LET IT GET TO YOU BROTHER

[7] god'swife › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22-Feb-03/2:28 PM Reply

I write like him when I'm at his house. Well, actually, I don't write anything like him, but his computer spits out those extra letters at the end, if that's what you mean.
What do you mean hit enter?

[9] suckmychucks 11-Apr-03/9:11 PM Reply

you've really outdone yourself this time...

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 18-Jan-07/3:56 PM Reply

Never dine on ethnic foods. Kipling knew this only too well. I quote:

Now, it is not good for the Christianâs health to hustle the Aryan brown,
For the Christian riles, and the Aryan smiles, and he weareth the Christian down;
And the end of the fight is a tombstone white, with the name of the late deceased,
And the epitaph drear: âA fool lies here who tried to hustle the East.â