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Morman On A Bike

by Blindproject217

Member since 2003 · Posted 2 Apr 2003 · 7 comments

The sun is shinning, and the sky is clear. It’s the perfect summer day. But what’s that I hear? The clickity Clack of tires? The polite little ring of a bell? My eyes grow wide and my heart is cold with fear. It’s the Mormons on bikes, and they’re almost here. With their white collar and tie, and their precious book by their sides. I run inside and deadbolt the doors. I remember the last time, the screams the horrors. With their matching Backpacks and helmets, they step onto my porch. Pulling out their pamphlets, on the door is a peaceful rap. I remember the debates and the insistence of all their Mormon crap. Looking out the window I can see them perfectly clear. No need to worry. The Mormons on bikes are here.

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[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 3-Apr-03/5:39 AM Reply
At the University of Cambridge, Cambridge, England, I have been accosted by mormons in black suits and ties on no fewer than six separate occasions. They also wore black trench coats and had immaculate side partings. I once asked one of them why they wore such clothes, because a number of my colleagues had voiced concerns that they looked rather like agents of the gestapo. Their response was that the Holy Spirit is clean so one should always try to maintain a state of cleanliness when doing the Lord's work. At which point, I pointed to the Mormon's shoe and offered him a moist tow'lette. He looked down and to his horror discovered that he had been standing in the bountiful remains of an upturned nappy throughout the entire conversation.

Not really. That last bit was a lie. But that would have been pretty damn smooth, don't you think?
[n/a] Ranger › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 3-Apr-03/11:42 AM Reply
You rule, Dark Angel, I've never laughed so much to a comment!
[10] Katie 3-Apr-03/8:39 AM Reply
*giggles* Interesting. Yet I like the flow of it, and all, So I give it a -10- ;) Granted I dunno what a mormon is but yeah... :-\ blonde moment! lol, just messing :P Good Poem Blind =)
[n/a] Tintagiles › Katie 3-Apr-03/9:14 AM Reply
Still haven't lost your autofetish about being blonde, I see...
[n/a] Ranger › Tintagiles 3-Apr-03/11:44 AM Reply
Sarcasm! Mr. T, I would like to take this opportunity to be really really selfish and ask you if you'll let me know what you think to my poemes because I respect your ability.
[n/a] razorgrin 4-Apr-03/6:55 AM Reply
I had pet Mormons over the summer. They were adorable like Golden Retrievers. I taught them about Discordia and S&M. They left as better people.