poemranker ::#1 entry from Chico, the star stalker on Pico by <{Baba^Yaga}>

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#1 entry from Chico, the star stalker on Pico

by <{Baba^Yaga}>

Member since 2002 · Posted 25 Jul 2003 · 26 comments

Okay, so I'm outside of Jared Leto's house, and I'm whistling "Walking on the moon" by the Police, and doing my figure eight circles between the tree and the hedgerow. When out walk Cameron Diaz in a tiff with a painting. She wedges it into the trash. Jumps into her Blk Vw Bug w/thirty seconds to mars sticker on it, and rips out of there. Okay, so she did not see me, for I had leaped, ninja like into the gutter, though my tight hot pink spandex and mullet are a bit noticable, I hid my face, behind the "Enquirer" I keep with me, in case there is no toilet paper. Okay, so this is when I grabbed said picture of art, and dashed home to dance naked and kareoke while preparing my traditional Korean dinner, after doing these t'ings, I inspected my treasure. It was a rockstar with his penis pushed through a girls ass and out her belly, and she had no head, and he was reaching around her and grabbin' his own cock all in the shape of an air guitar tribute to something only Jared understands. Okay, so now we know that it's only a matter of time before all stars are twelve naked on stage with penis shaped boxing gloves and sex toys fisting their parents, peers, countrys, and galaxys to death, because everybody's after them. And life is unfair, and full of let downs. We all want their lovely fucking pricks pin cushioning us forever. This is why I love this town. And have become an expert at Trashomancy. Okay, so next week we will be visiting someone new, A sexy Jew, Jason Biggs, the pie guy, bless 'is heart. Okay, so see you then, and remember your trash cans are my chrystal balls.

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[8] scitz 25-Jul-03/12:27 PM Reply
Hilarious, just the thought of you in spandex with a mullett, Gof I miss Paul Michael Glasier and Huggie.
Tell me do you live near these dudes ?

You crease me up
[9] DurtKL 25-Jul-03/12:33 PM Reply
haha i love
"and dashed
home to dance naked and kareoke while preparing
my traditional Korean dinner,"
fucking koreans and their kareoke
[n/a] http://mulberryfairy › DurtKL 26-Jul-03/7:53 PM Reply
DurtKL, I sincerely wonder what compels you to use racial slurs every chance you get? Do you do it for laughts, or are you actually angry at various racial and ethnic groups?
[9] DurtKL › http://mulberryfairy 26-Jul-03/11:22 PM Reply
hey
fuck you
i am korean
so suck my dick
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › DurtKL 27-Jul-03/11:16 AM Reply
Since you're Korean maybe you could help. I find that all Koreans look the same to me. And they all talk in the same way and seem to have the same personalities. As far as I can tell they all think the same thoughts, wear the same clothes, eat the same foods and like the same musics. Are they all just the same person? A bit like The Borg in Star Trek?

Incidentally, I once knew a Korean exchange student who went missing for two weeks. It turned out that he had spent the entire fortnight in a 24-hour kareoke bar.
[n/a] god'swife › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 27-Jul-03/11:58 AM Reply
and they all smell of kimchi and they all own cheap clothing shops called Fashion Lady or Fashion 4 U or Fashion Love or Fashion Joy and we you try to return something they yell at you "You no undastan! No refun! Ekchain only! Undastan? Ekchain only!!!
[9] DurtKL › god'swife 27-Jul-03/12:34 PM Reply
fuck you!
RACIST!
haha
[9] DurtKL › god'swife 27-Jul-03/12:36 PM Reply
we also set them up in the ghettos
and sell that shit to blacks and
get rich off them
and thenwe buy our new ass homes
in the hills where there are no
blacks
but then when the blacks riot
over stupid shit then they burn down our
stores and the cycle happens all over again
so simba
that is how the ghetto works
[9] DurtKL › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 27-Jul-03/12:34 PM Reply
it's cuz we're communal creatures
kind of like ants
we're all sterile
which accounts for our small penises
and we only listen to our queen
who is a big whore
[n/a] horus8 › DurtKL 27-Jul-03/1:01 PM Reply
Ha! ahh ha ha! Good one.
[9] DurtKL › http://mulberryfairy 26-Jul-03/11:27 PM Reply
u think i'm racist?
ha ok
my white castle poem
was about stereotypes
saying NIGGER and SPIC
doesn't always have to
mean to be racist
they are words
strong words
i wasn't trying to be a
neo nazi son of hitler shit
ok?
and i used racials slurs in ONE fucking poems
so why don't you stfu
[9] DurtKL › http://mulberryfairy 26-Jul-03/11:29 PM Reply
i didn't mean suck my dickl
i just got home
and i'm drunk now
i would like to solve this
pecasfully so ignore
my negative comments earlier
but i am not a racist
i sayd fucking kroeans and theri kareoke
cuz i am kroean and i understand korean obseesion
with that fucking cursed device
i had to deal with my paretns invititng
their friendss over every weeeknd night to sing
horribly in fron to of our fuking tv
ogodnith
[n/a] http://mulberryfairy › DurtKL 27-Jul-03/9:35 AM Reply
Yeah, I can tell you're drunk by your slurred typing. But, anyway, I was trying to be judgmental, I just wondered what compelled you to comment in that way so frequently, and I haven't read anything else by you, so your poem and that comment were my only frames of reference. I did consider writing "I hope you're Korean" but I didn't want to set you up to be even more defensive if you weren't Korean. But, who cares, you don't have to resolve it peacefully ... I don't know you, I really just was curious because I've known several different regions of racists (Southern, Midwestern, Northeastern US and my German grandmother), and kind of wondered if you were part of that or if it was something else. I totally got that your other poem was about stereotypes, but when you ended it with wiggers, chiggers, niggers, etc. you added judgment to your observations, instead of just letting the stereotypes be stereotypes.
I know you thought I was lecturing you, but I didn't mean to, I just wanted you to be aware of how you were coming across. I know we all have hang-ups-
I know I am sexist and racist and allow myself to reap the benefits of white privilege, so how could I judge you?
[n/a] SupremeDreamer › http://mulberryfairy 27-Jul-03/12:12 PM Reply
Look, dont be a sensitive virgin.. makes you a tastefull target.. Idiots spend time asking people why they use racist comments or make such jokes concerning racism.. people with brains laugh, nod, and move onwards to new horizons, without a second thought.. but the GODDAMNED naive maidenhead girl stands there, mouth open (as if ready to suck), whining "BUT THAT WAS RACIST".. and then the black man cums in her mouth.
[n/a] http://mulberryfairy › SupremeDreamer 27-Jul-03/1:58 PM Reply
With all due respect, you don't know me well enough to assume me to be a sensitive virgin. I grew up living on welfare in subsidized housing like everyone else, and anyway, not many sensitive folks would willingly put their "poems" on here to get insulted, or, for that matter, be willing to say something about someone's comment knowing that other people would be offended. As a social worker, I have an ethical mandate, on and off duty (but I'm on call 24-7 anyway, so that distinction doesn't matter), to confront oppression, even if it means getting messy and being thought naive. (And like most social workers, I have a tendency to be too serious.)
[n/a] SupremeDreamer › http://mulberryfairy 27-Jul-03/2:56 PM Reply
im a poet... i have a ridiculous obsession with the use of metaphors so dont worry, i didnt say that you were actually unexperienced in sex.. its sad that your mind is that rigid to not see that. And.. btw, who the fuck is being oppressed? the minorities? if words are that oppressive, then we are gods man.. i can attack without standing, i can simply sit and move me fingers..

I lived in East Side San Jose.. the mexican hellhole, and being white, i didnt make many friends.. so shove it pal, i dont need your shit, dont think that im some white surburbia kid who lived a nice life.. i didnt. I've been through shit that you couldn't comprehend..

Now, i don't hate mexicans, blacks, jews,.. i dont hate for pathetic reasons, i judge by character, thats it.

I have a puerto rican friend.. i make 2000 racist jokes to his face, you know how oppressed he is? he laughs alot, hes been telling me to stop, since he can hardly breathe. THATS CHARACTER..
[9] DurtKL › SupremeDreamer 28-Jul-03/10:56 AM Reply
To be an oppressor you need power.
:(
I dont' have any cept this little submit vote button.

i love my chicano friends
and i hate my chicano enemies

my white friends make racist jokes to me
and i spit them right back
it's all good.

[n/a] SupremeDreamer › DurtKL 28-Jul-03/1:08 PM Reply
you have power.. words. my good friend, have you forgotten the power of the pen? ;P
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › http://mulberryfairy 27-Jul-03/3:05 PM Reply
There is nothing ethical about dating a man. It is both gay and homosexual, and in the words of Mother Teresa, "absolutely appalling"... UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'RE THE AMAZING MULBERRY FAIRY! See how she charges blindly through the late night streets of poemeranker - now so pumped full of drugs and oppression that you can't even cross the road without being injected by a giant needle full of racist abuse. Her stained cape billowing uselessly behind her, she fearlessly upholds the integrity of her precious ethical mandate, regardless of what accidentally ends up landing on her face, and despite the fact that her mandate is probably a load of absolute guff. It's a jungle out there. A vast, steaming pile of mediocrity, self-delusion and lies... and that's just from horus8! Who knows what untold splats of misery lie at the heart of this giant dungheap of wanton literature? So go, mulberryfairy! Go! Confront the evils of this world! Listen to your heart and let gullibility be your guide, safe in the knowledge that your maturity and poverty stricken background will see you through...

knowledge, I might add, that appears to be stored in the unbelievable smugness of your bloated face.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 27-Jul-03/3:13 PM Reply
ah.. you manage to be funny at times, i must admit, i laughed up a storm reading this. :) nice job.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › SupremeDreamer 28-Jul-03/9:09 AM Reply
You're a worthless, boring prawne. Don't reply to my comments, because you're rubbish.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28-Jul-03/1:06 PM Reply
Hrmm. Whats with the hateful anger good ole pal? And I'm rubbish eh? oh well. i guess i just do what me can. ;)
[9] DurtKL › http://mulberryfairy 28-Jul-03/10:53 AM Reply
I live in white suburbia
BUT I'M KOREAN!
I face SUV oppression every day!
My caucasion oppressors ram my flimsy
Hyundai with their Excursions or their
Navigators.
:(
So, don't sit their and lecture me about being a tough welfare child.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › http://mulberryfairy 28-Jul-03/5:19 PM Reply
"Yeah, I can tell you're drunk by your slurred typing. But, anyway, I was trying to be judgmental, I just wondered what compelled you to comment in that way so frequently"
Since he's drunk... What's your excuse?
[n/a] http://mulberryfairy › <{Baba^Yaga}> 28-Jul-03/7:54 PM Reply
If you are talking about the typo "was" versus "was not", my excuse is my work schedule. If you are talking about the topic, I will excuse myself w/ idealism. See bio.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › http://mulberryfairy 28-Jul-03/11:44 PM Reply
lol. Certainly, I was just shaking your cage. Thanks for your feedback as of late. When did you join the ranker?