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Snake Oil: A Deadication

Member since 2002 · Posted 31 Jul 2003 · Edited 31 Jul 2003 · 16 comments

New style of therapy Using bullet psychology If you can't find a cure This one works for sure Just a 22 caliber lobotomy

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[9] SupremeDreamer 31-Jul-03/4:10 AM Reply

lol. nice. btw, deadication, did you intentionally spell it that way? seems like it, just wanted to make sure first before i say something stupid. 9

[n/a] OneFingerAnswer › SupremeDreamer 31-Jul-03/4:12 AM Reply

It was highly intentional. I think I might take that back out of the title and use it for another work that I'm errr.... working on.

[9] SupremeDreamer › OneFingerAnswer 31-Jul-03/4:14 AM Reply

hmmm. it suits this piece.

[n/a] OneFingerAnswer › SupremeDreamer 31-Jul-03/4:15 AM Reply

If I end up finishing the other one it will fit it much better. I've never felt so..... violent before. At least not towards others.

[9] SupremeDreamer › OneFingerAnswer 31-Jul-03/4:17 AM Reply

yikes, who stepped on your toes?

[n/a] OneFingerAnswer › SupremeDreamer 31-Jul-03/4:19 AM Reply

Two years ago I broke up with a woman.
For a year she stalked me.
Then I told her off to save my roommate.
Tonight.... last night she came to my door.
Inspiration and a half.

Oh and she's still out there crying.

[9] SupremeDreamer › OneFingerAnswer 31-Jul-03/4:26 AM Reply

jeez. well, i hope it turns into a good outcome.

[n/a] OneFingerAnswer › SupremeDreamer 31-Jul-03/4:27 AM Reply

Thanks. I needed a laugh. Excuse me while I call the police.

[9] SupremeDreamer › OneFingerAnswer 31-Jul-03/4:55 AM Reply

tsk tsk. ;/

[n/a] OnTheOtherHand › SupremeDreamer 31-Jul-03/4:57 AM Reply

I tried ignoring her but she just laid there crying. It's been about 4 and half hours now so I called the police and they told me that I had to tell her that I had called them for some reason.

So I opened the door to tell her and she attacked me. Just as a natural reaction I grabbed her and pushed and she hit her head and has been out cold since. I don't know how this is going to play out so I might as well get ready for a trip to the police station.

[9] SupremeDreamer › OnTheOtherHand 31-Jul-03/5:25 AM Reply

ah shit.. women.. thank god im not involved with one at the moment.. always a pain..

[7] richa 31-Jul-03/6:56 AM Reply

structure and flow is terrible, I can hardly read it.

Shame because I quite like the content.

[10] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 31-Jul-03/7:51 AM Reply

Probably the most appallingly executed limerick since horus8's epoch-making masterpiece, "AIDS in a crayon". 10 out of 10 for effort, though!

[10] INTRANSIT 31-Jul-03/9:16 AM Reply

Loved it! I usually give folks th pinkie. I don't care enough to send the very best.

[9] http://mulberryfairy 31-Jul-03/9:27 AM Reply

I had a stalker ex-girlfriend once, too. It is hard to decide what to do about them, at least you made your decision and stuck to it. 9

[n/a] Bachus 31-Jul-03/3:04 PM Reply

Close, but no. Funny though.

This would be the limerick of what you've said.

Here's a new kind of therapy
I call "bullet psychology".
If you need a cure
This one is for sure
A free 22 calibur lobotomy