Maybe, like me, you're meant for a higher calling. Like for instance: Murder?

When you combined mullet with mittens is when I tooted.

really rather pretentious, i cant believe how crap some of this is

dosnt take a genius to say its shit

The Brainteaser Test   Jeremi, you answered 25 out of 30 questions correctly! Congratulations! Your score is in the 96th percentile. This means that if one hundred people took the test with you, your score would rank higher than 95 of them on average. When we analyzed your test, we also discovered that when it comes to linguistic-mathematical ability, you measure in the 100th percentile. This score indicates you have unusually strong abilities when it comes to understanding numerical representation in words or "word problems." You're highly proficient at translating words into numbers. This can be very useful when solving a problem in real life. When people are discussing a vague problem that needs a specific solution, you're able to cut through the extraneous information to a clear answer. Find out more about your intellectual strength and get all the answers to the Brainteaser test in your personalized Brainteaser Report. It's ready right now! And the outcome is murder!

If you let me do it. We'll both get more out of it.

Congratulations, Jeremi! Your IQ score is 122 This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here . During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We were able to analyze how you did on of those questions, which reveals the way your brain processes information. We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is an Inventive Inquisitor . You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and verbal skills. This means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching others through experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling change. I'm getting smarter incase I'm required to work tonight.

Fagments (stoic) by liver A thousand jagged feces Immersed in the depths of a hell Bathing in the vastness Where the brokenfarted tell. An endless grody shower Saturates the mound As liverworst in my fart Continues waifting down. I pierce that croak of darkness And lather into the deep Gathering my emitions A bloated herbivours, a sheep Long forgotten gasses cover all hope for repose So I stir that pool of flatulence While I hold my parsons' nose. And deep inside the gashes Another fire farts To ressurect the rankness of my liver biled apart

Emode's Original Inkblot Test   Jeremi, your unconscious mind is driven most by Imagination This means you have a deep desire to use innovative ideas to enhance your life and influence the world around you. This drive influences you far more than you may realize on a conscious level. Your need to be innovative drives how you look at new opportunities and the kinds of experiences in life you choose to have. On an unconscious level, the reason you may be so driven by imagination is your fear of destruction, the opposite of creation. When you are unable to create due to restrictions imposed by your environment or even ones you unwittingly impose on yourself, do you feel trapped or confined? You may find these feelings of unease only get better when you find another outlet for your imagination. With such a strong creative orientation, you are willing to entertain a broad spectrum of ideas at any given time. The world is a fuller, richer place because you can contribute new ideas to any experience. Your natural curiosity inspires those around you and encourages them to come up with ideas they wouldn't have thought of without your help. Though your unconscious mind is driven most strongly by Imagination , there is much more to who you are at your core.

ok.. i guess not worthy of being the best, but none of these are, infact really too much... well i dont know im not a proffessor of english i jsut dont like it. 7 above average

The Multiple Intelligences Test Jeremi, you're smartest when it comes to physical intelligence Whether you possess a greater level of athletic prowess than the people around you or have the graceful movements of a dancer, chances are you're able to direct your body with precision while others trip over their own shoelaces. Physical intelligence refers to the power to control one's body movements for achievement or expression. If you're not the active type, it doesn't mean you don't have this strength. It simply means that you're probably putting it to use in another way. Working with your hands on anything from carpentry to surgery is another way your physical skills can manifest themselves. Regardless of exactly how you're using this intelligence today, you probably have admirers watching your moves. Your Multiple Intelligences Report shows you your scores on all six intelligences, and how your scores in intelligence compare to others. It's ready right now! Do you know what this means? MURDER! shhhh ninja like murder. Blowguns and poisonous reptiles 'crate' in the bed sheet. Powder in your wine. MURDER.

definitely better. i never quite make the jump from 2 to 3 though. holding score.

Like mine, this deserves a better title. do it. because I know you can.

Right Job, Wrong Job Jeremi, the Right Job for you will allow you to be: Creative and Analytical You're a visionary in many people's eyes — able to think outside of the box to come up with your own solutions. You're creative not necessarily in the artistic sense, but because you can expand your mind to do things differently from others. It might take a while for colleagues to recognize and reward for your entrepreneurial spirit and abilities. That could be because they envy you, or because they find your ideas slightly rebellious — willing to go against the current. All in all, you make it hard for people to pigeon hole you. That is why you, more than others, need a job that allows you to play to your strengths, break out of the mold, and truly excel. Want to know what your #1 right job is? MURDER.

Crackers.

I'm losing patience.

really gotta wonder why is kurt kobain so inspiring? I mean its not like he ever really did anything of any meaning or value

WOW,that's soo cool!!

Weeds are murderers like me.

i'm guessing it's you riding horus, up the bum i can hear him panting, for you to cum 'supreme dreamer, as hard as you can you're the daddy, so fuck like a man'