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maffy on Nonentities by scitz 19 Jun 2003, 3:35 PM

Good

Jeremi B. Handrinos on To Lesley by Bahookie 19 Jun 2003, 3:37 PM

odd, but worthy.

Mr Pig (again) on Oh mother, thou art stoned! by <{Baba^Yaga}> 19 Jun 2003, 3:38 PM

I'm drunk as a wasp.

INTRANSIT on The irony of the dark continent by zzinnia66 19 Jun 2003, 5:17 PM

Anchor down! You've weathered worse! This new home seeks nature terse. For thither come, has their nurse, good will come, from you, disperse.

OneFingerAnswer on A pinch from the snuff box by Jeremi B. Handrinos 20 Jun 2003, 1:33 AM

I look like I literally pissed myself. I actually was drinking water and when I laughed it went all over me. None the less, you owe me a change of pants. 8

Bachus on some deleted poem 19 Jun 2003, 2:11 PM

That car is too funny, come on, right? you laughed I know you did, shit, I still am. everytime I look at it, I just crack up.

Jeremi B. Handrinos on Nonentities by scitz 19 Jun 2003, 4:08 PM

See, unfortunately the first line's still over by one, not that I give a pazow, but there are those that, well, you know. so try saying "Love's idiom" in the posessive.

OneFingerAnswer on some deleted poem 20 Jun 2003, 1:45 AM

Let me guess....... You're also an athiest, you dress in all black, your suburban high school life was ruined years ago when your mom bought you the wrong shoes, and you have 12.8 piercings? Damn I forgot. Athiest was trendy 10 years ago. Now you're a wiccan.

Caducus on Hot Potato by Shardik 20 Jun 2003, 1:47 AM

YYYYYYep ! that'll get rid of em ! 8

Jeremi B. Handrinos on some deleted poem 19 Jun 2003, 4:11 PM

Superb

OneFingerAnswer on Father's day in Toledo by Shardik 20 Jun 2003, 1:41 AM

Yeah. Fuckin kids. Why would they buy themselves a lawnmower on his day? I mean yeah it makes it easier on them since every one knows the point of kids is manual labour, but this is Fathers' Day not I'm A Little Shit Day. That's what the Christians call Christmas. Fuck holidays in general. You want a day off? Fuck you. Ask for it. Don't tell me you need it off cause some carpenter was killed by wood and nails a few thousand years ago and today is his birthday. And you! You're not ever Christian. You're a fucking Baptist.

Caducus on some deleted poem 20 Jun 2003, 1:49 AM

Mature piece well done

Caducus on and love, an envy by richa 20 Jun 2003, 1:50 AM

her soil warm lips ! mmmmm What a beautiful description 8

OneFingerAnswer on The irony of the dark continent by zzinnia66 20 Jun 2003, 1:53 AM

No profound comment. Just an 8. Look at it though. Like a heart with no sharp corner, it softly says "I love you."

jessicazee on Nonentities by scitz 20 Jun 2003, 2:43 AM

2nd line should have 7 for haiku? I heart line 1. 7

Robert K Foster on Hot Potato by Shardik 20 Jun 2003, 5:14 AM

my neighbors are jews a 5 syllable last line for you.

Robert K Foster on Give me beer! by Agemo-Z 20 Jun 2003, 5:18 AM

DOes she look like your mom? If you are too drunk to tell, you probably don't want to bring that one home.

Jeremi on The irony of the dark continent by zzinnia66 19 Jun 2003, 7:36 PM

VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN LOL

Nicholas Jones on some deleted poem 20 Jun 2003, 5:00 AM

I think this is an insult to the mighty Roy Castle. It shows a definite lack of dedication, and, as we all know, that's what you need if you want to be the best and you want to beat the rest. After Roy died, Recordbreakers was never the same again. What twat in the BBC let Kris Akabusi loose on it?

Robert K Foster on Seven by Dangzter 20 Jun 2003, 5:15 AM

something like, "how are you doing?"