-=Dark_Angel=-'s Fun Facts #45: Every process of the female body corresponds to a beautiful, sacred mystery!!

a bit longer than tradional haiku

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isn't Olde English a leather treatment or furniture polish?

but still dusking? this makes little sense. Apart form that its good. 6

search for something more palpable and less ordinary.

give a whole now meaning to "deep impact"

nicely done.

HA HA! You remind me of Edward Edwin Foot, the Victorian poet who annotated all his poems with long footnotes. My favourite, on the death of the politician Palmerston, goes like this. Altho’ we* mourn for one now gone, And he—that grey-hair’d Palmerston,** We will give God the praise,— For he, beyond the age of man,*** Eleven years had over-ran Within two equal days. * The nation. ** The Right Honourable Henry John Temple, Viscount Palmerston, K.G., G.C.B., etc. (the then Premier of the British Government), died at Brockett Hall, Herts., at a quarter to eleven o'clock in the forenoon of Wednesday, 18th October, 1865, aged eighty-one years (all but two days), having been born on the 20th October, 1784. The above lines were written on the occasion of his death. *** Scriptural limitation.

You wrote this in Microsoft Word.

The hooker* exploded upon insertion of the pufferfish**. *marshmallow **marshmallow

What's "have ironing"? You should try leaving footnotes for the retarded, ala tina. Should be longer, and hence, funnier.

You forgot about IgotIssuez99 aka skateboardgurl5799. Her emotional resignation speech can be found here: http://www.poemranker.com/comment-recentbyuser.jsp?id=7953

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I couldn't be bothered to read this, but I'm going to give you 6 points on a whim.

Keep going.

Is this what you do while I sleep Jeremi? Please vote NO PEOPLE TO THE sag merger my buddy Esai Morales said so.

The first immutable rule of poetry is that long words like "anesthesiology" make you sound clever and interesting. IT IS TRUE.

Hobble

it seems you're so interested in your pants!!