The fantasies of a baked bean dribbling semi psycho sex pest feeling wood in the presence of pretty office girls, I have seen this many a time and gobbed in their coffee. I like the implied humour in this intended or not its cradle rocks like an balding menopausal man at an Elvis convention. 8 Gotta love you hun !

How very hairy potter.

Interesting....Just kidding.

Utter Bollocks

tends to ramble.

Grandfather's Proverb (Haiku) by -=Dark_Angel=- In his shaving vest Grandfather is more than old: He's a lunatic.

Uhhhh Babyhood it sounds like its his weener. On the other hand this is undeserving of its 'worst' poem on p/r so heres a 5 so get the party poppers and cocktail sausages we're having ourselves a PARTY ! ! ! !!

Pretty damn fine pie mam. 7

Where did you see my Father we miss him terribly? DA, this is hilarious but out of respect I never laughed. 8

Great idea and well written too.

I drink to die ! Probably the most apt and honest line of drinking I have ever read. Your nuts but I gotta love ya 8

Rich in detail, well written but it just aint my cup cake. Heres a 6 not your fault I licked the wrong parts.

Great until the 3rd part where you lose the plot completely.

Confusing as hell.

Help?

I think you should've posted this to playranker.com instead.

YAY for Aurthur. I wouldn't want to work with someone I loved though. Even if I only loved them in a "I want to fuck you" way. Fantasies don't do me any good any more. Actually they never did but now I realize it.

another good smurf haiku, but the punctuation should go away.

The best part about being gay? No femine hygine products under the sink. Woo Hoo! Oh and again, well done my lady.

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