I identify with this 100%.

I was in a bizarre kite flying accident.

I'm not sure jet fuel is kerosene.

is this about kissing your mom?

No I couldn't eat another bite. oh sir, it is only a wafer thin mint. it's wafer thein, oh, all right. munch grumble stretch BOOM!

lose the commas.

The randomizer keeps throwing this poem at me! ^_^

I like this one, it's funny ^_^ And I like the repetition of "-sky"

what about the gorilla?

If they didn't contain completely different words, I'd say this was plagiarised from my epic piece "Enabled". -10-!!!

Yes it would. perhaps. a very zen-like poem. excellent job! 10 atrs

The end was funny... ^_^ The cyclic thing kinda depresses me sometimes... I'd rather for it to just stop, rather than to die and then wake up and have to do it all over again.

yeah, um... *ahem*

the part about bones being "no longer supple" sounded weird to me... just cause bones arent really supposed to be...

5 8 5 an upstate new york area code, but not a haiku scheme.

I love the smurf collection.

the meaning of life revealed.

Keanu cracks me up... ^_^

ok gets its point across but stands as a list rather than a poem i think

'Get it ready, will you?' was the answer, uttered so savagely that I started. The tone in which the words were said revealed a genuine bad nature. I no longer felt inclined to call Heathcliff a capital fellow.