What did you change? It sounds cleaner each time, but the last edit must of been very mininimal.

hearty.

of course you can't, hierophant Agemo-z. hail zaius. give him a hug for me.

dis is funny. not 'funny how', like spider, but funny in the best of all possible ways.

and blame it on your meds. well done, sirrah.

apparently, whether you voted or not does not matter. bully for you for giving it the old democratic try, thopugh...

Despite your high-falutin' words, I like it. Yup. I read it aloud and it sounds good to me. Or do I just love my own voice? Who knows. So olympian, I admire. Now I go back to the cthonic.

that's it, take a stand against both sides! now you're getting somewhere. 4 swastikas!

nifty poem. nice image, at the end there. i'd change the name though. maybe "panning for dildos"? 8 swastikas!

Carries the image of sad contentment with dignity, I don't find dogs in poems very often, loyal creatures.

very nice.

this is beautiful. i wasn't sure about the buttercup line, but, by god, it cinches it. you have skills. mad skills.

mad skillz. truly. rock forth good sir, and keep making my days a little better. The ebst way to ensure dream memorization is to mentally repeat "i will remember my dreams" as you fall asleep. When you wake up, lie still and try to remember as many details as you can before you try to get up and write it down. at least so claim all my books on the psychology of dreaming.

I worry about how the films will deal with puberty. god help us all when hermione grows tits.

This is really wonderful on many different levels. Very accurate, should be used to teach, the kids get tired of only Homer and Ovid.

what the godfuck is a nork?

Suicide Typo, is an affective play, you are a very good writer.

cool.

rockin' my socks.

maybe it was false teeth, slipping the cogs.