u r gr8. lettuce c- u- p. k? L b w8ing 4 u 2 3L me!

It's always the people who have comedy rings on their mobile phones and think it's really clever. This is a good subject, but not that good a treatment of it. Sorry.

This popped up on random, I 'd forgotten it. I forget things. If you tell me a joke, in 3 months time you can tell it to me again. I love how you manage to conceal the punch til the last moment.

Yucky. That is so totally gross!!! How could you even think of role-playing with someone on the internet? I mean, they could be a pervert or something, like maybe they own a laundromat called sudsorama, and they steal little girl's knickers from hampers when noones looking. Or worse you could be getting off with some old prof who touches his weenie while he's standing up behind that wood thing that holds his papers and stuff. Crusty residue on the sleeve of his tweed jacket. Ewww. Or it could be an lady whos so fat she doesn't leave the house and pretends she's a dude.

This was a total piece of cramp intil the parrot showed up. You are a complete and utter genius, yes genius. The muse is with you whispering absurdities. (Never feed a muse gin). So my son wants to know if your name is some kind of depilatory product? 10 for the parrot and his brave newspaper heart.

You cannot hide your brilliance, even under this much corn. Bachus and you should write for late night television, or start a circus show of your own. Your style is perfect. You have formed this large chunk of stool into a monument of crap. Thank you.

Don't forget the gnocchi. Every 11th day of the month. You have offended my ethnic sensibilities by your glaring exclusion. Even the Asians are represented by those oily little slugs they try to pass off as dumplings Hmpff!

I like th fact that the jealousy is still the most prevalent emotion, even at the end. But it's mixed in with shick, guilt and regret as well. That's a lot to cover in a short space.

Where are you coming from? Telford should be European City of Culture. It's got bridges, after all. And a tree.

I've never been to Telford. But I've been to Shrewsbury.

Yo maria this is a sad story i really feel for you and you can write damned good poems :) Get bak to me soon

i once had that "position".. Sometimes you really do wonder who is in control. The wench, the musician, or mr. money. Make sure you pull up your pants before leaving the table next time. You amuse me, always. 7

'Tis wonderful indeed. A very interesting look on life. Alwasy try is the message here. Very good.

Maybe the last line..just leave out the "to last all season." "There are comforts enough" (?) The line..."She has spent.." hm, another word for spent? Baked? I dunno. Me likey though. Hm. I love the breadsmelling.

C'mon SISSY! Bring the HEAT!

My dear, please do not follow this. Lake Michigan has no teethable delights ,but can render spirit same. And leaves behind gravity monsters as well.8 Having fun?

'Tallying' the points, I assume. And it should be 'would HAVE told me'. Sorry. I'm a pedant.

So have I. And why do you disappear so? Is it you who comes as strider1 and Astro Glide? Is it? Your poetry hasn't imporoved in your leave. But such is that.

OH MY GOD!!! Another student!!! Will Blabbitt survive? I find it needs work, especially from 'because cancer was' onwards.

I am the right guy!! :o)