POWDER'D TOAST MAN!!

u suck

wow. that hurt almost as much as having it.almost.

Far, far from your best.

-=Dark_Angel=-, one would think you'd like something that's such shite.

The first four lines are extremely dandy.

>both, but before the reworkings of christ, and so on. in all honesty wouldn't it be funny if was all a made up story and i was just a cad. or better yet not even the model used for the website, or the candle light vigile and was really an eighty year old black woman.

watching in slow motion as you turn around to say... "take my breath away"

Shouldn't this be by the abbreviated god of orgies?

Always with the blowjobs. Have you got something against a good hand shandy?

Is this about your father? It is so sad. I printed it out and showed all my girlfriends and at least two of them really cried because they could understand where u were coming from. Best poem yet on the ranker!! From the heart, p&k. 10

What a pathetic fantasy. It's not even an poeme. Good effort!!

Don't they teach grammar in the schools in England?

whiff.. whiff...smell that. that's your waffle imploding into a three legged buffallo nickle. i hear with a big enough fork you can fetch it safely from the toaster. boaster?! surely you jest..kind sir...your face is still splendid..your task force of servants trim and dressed to please. nude. your remote oiled. why the anger? great title by the way, you threw in the sink and the shower on that one. how about just "embrowning" it for pete's sake..he's so handsome and all.

What could have been so shocking that you lost all forward momentum? O God no -- don't say it! It wasn't... it surely couldn't have been...

This must be the most idiotic thing ever posted on this site -- including all the various rants from people leaving. If 'twas at least well-written, and amusing -- but this is beneath contempt.

Is the bad spelling an ironic statement on everyone's comments against Maria's spelling, or are you just illiterate?

I have a good friend named Sir Bum. A scoundrel like you he'd benumb With his rolling pins three And the greatest of glee. Wait, hold on a sec. I've just come.

have you been sleeping with the red power ranger again? hogging the kix? perhaps..the daughter of an admiral? you smell like poisoned carrion, even the vultures won't touch you...i fear your meat...has turned sweet. it's not so much the maggots spilling from your plastic surgery wounds, or the reek of north african garlic from your rectum, but more or less an down and dirty aura thing. sorry. dr. pepperstein says your bad for my chi...he also said you watch that tv show birds of prey, and that makes you very uninteresting...in very young latin pass me the rum and the vaccuum sort of way.

burp.