Look here you jealous peon, before you go into a poor poets list of work and give it all zeros so it falls from grace and of course, with all your petty user names, heighten your own stature, explain the reasoning behind your dislike to give something a 0. Come out from under your covers you measly writer of rubbish: ben/god/alex. Your work does not belong at that level. Hell, it cannot even stand up against mine. I am on to you, thanks to the Beaker, you foolish boy. Of course, you could be the Beaker.

What the hell is that: a nail, a penis or a rocket. Or do you leave it open to interpretation?

Did not mind the beginning, but then you lost me with the time is a winner line, and then the last line seemed even weaker.

PAKI, I think poemranker has gotten to you. You're throwing around accusations of multiple identities like... I don't know... but all I can say is, beakism didn't do it on poemranker with another username. Maybe it was Colonel Bustard.

I am kidding with you Beaker. But not with this God sort. He knows what he is doing.

I think that that should be up to the reader - it could be the nail I drove through your hand, or the rocket I'm going to fire at your house, or the penis growing from your forehead where you used to have hair. I think the interpretation the reader chooses will reveal something about their subconscious.

perhaps it is ben/alex/god...maybe his real name is matt, and maybe he's a dick?

i love this poeme. i think i'll marry it. oh, wait. the cat's gotten it. damn.

you mean he has multiple voting level three? I couldn't find the Form of Extra Joining required to get the upgrade.

and I'm curious - what part did I play in this mystery?

I don't know? You told me about voting on your own poems. So maybe you have all the insight there. And maybe I'm off base, but when he is around, like this morning, certain poems in certain places always get zeros with know reasoning behind it. I do not mind a zero, but do not hide under a blanket. Tell me why. If he were to speak, he would merely say: it is to get his work higher. Not that this is a contest, but I just like to bitch. Or have you noticed.

I don't know? You told me about voting on your own poems. So maybe you have all the insight there. And maybe I'm off base, but when he is around, like this morning, certain poems in certain places always get zeros with know reasoning behind it. I do not mind a zero, but do not hide under a blanket. Tell me why. If he were to speak, he would merely say: it is to get his work higher. Not that this is a contest, but I just like to bitch. Or have you noticed.

Wow! Maybe now you can move onto 'Hop On Pop'!

It's a nice idea, an interesting description of a seemingly straightforward thing; except what you've done is made a straightforward description of a straightforward thing.

this is a beautiful thought.

Is this s kid's poem?

Aha! I understand the poem! All the pairs of words are related - EXCEPT SKIN AND CUSTARD!!!!11 - we are being forced to reconsider whether we are not, after all, cannibals.

Is that tough as in 'my desk was tough so I beat their bastard heads against it', or tough as in 'I can't spell dough'?

Not at all.

shuffle, please.