poemranker ::Mean Matt was so mean, when a homeless guy asked him for change he gave him a -blank- by beakism

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Mean Matt was so mean, when a homeless guy asked him for change he gave him a -blank-

Member since 2002 · Posted 7 Sep 2002 · Edited 8 Sep 2002 · 12 comments

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[4] nentwined 8-Sep-02/2:55 AM Reply
I see. So basically you were anally raped? or is that a rocketship?
[n/a] poetandknowit 7-Sep-02/2:57 PM Reply
What the hell is that: a nail, a penis or a rocket. Or do you leave it open to interpretation?
[n/a] beakism 7-Sep-02/3:01 PM Reply
I think that that should be up to the reader - it could be the nail I drove through your hand, or the rocket I'm going to fire at your house, or the penis growing from your forehead where you used to have hair. I think the interpretation the reader chooses will reveal something about their subconscious.
[n/a] <~> 7-Sep-02/3:01 PM Reply
perhaps it is ben/alex/god...maybe his real name is matt, and maybe he's a dick?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 7-Sep-02/7:37 PM Reply
Goodness! Where can I purchase such a flashlight?
[n/a] beakism › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 8-Sep-02/4:45 AM Reply
At your nearest Bums R Us.
[5] Bachus 8-Sep-02/9:16 AM Reply
if i had a 4 inch penis with no mushroom helmet...i would be a little resentful too, but hate is such a strong word...try ,..'i hoof you' i hoof you so much, i through a shoe! nice beak.....nice poi...your diversity has me at ammends..
[2] god'swife 8-Sep-02/9:29 AM Reply
This is obviously a hate-filled flashlight. There is no light emitted from it, because hate has old used up batteries. Only love has the fresh new batteries needed to eluminate the world. Mean people, like Matt, get aggrevated because there flashlights don't work. They turn these hopeless flashlights, these "flashlights of hate" on their fellow man and beat them with it til they die. beakism, you are truly a philospher-poet.
[0] [mojo] 8-Sep-02/9:46 AM Reply
Good God. "I hate this", and that is one badly drawn fish.0.
[7] Christof 12-Sep-02/6:37 AM Reply
I like poems that namecheck 'Blankety Blank'.
[3] Service 8-Oct-02/10:04 PM Reply
Angry?
[8] hipster flare 1-Oct-03/9:52 AM Reply
too bad about hating penises. they can be quite fun.