not a gay slayer anymore?

evening, h.

Sensual. :)

Fuck, do you like burn calories when you write this stuff. It makes me sweat just reading it!

i don't know mrs. god? they make me feel so dirty and rushed..i have to scrub now...my shaft has been barnacled, and i,ve also sprung a leak...o

never make fun of vishnu..he has more scrubbing arms than you. i am hindu and clean..i am hindu full of wine stink and cow love, but notice how i carry the magical aloofa, it's from the clean corner of my shower. yes i am the aloofa of revenge. hug your cows...hire a vegan. cleanliness is godliness dirty children of lust and sodomy i will dot all of your foreheads in the name of vishnu. thank me later..u

ah blue collar hell, and the grown up responsibility blues...let's see uhhh.. cut all of your sentences in half and stack again for a cleaner look and to speed up the progression, that's all. aphelion?

well vulcan, according to myth you're a hell of a blacksmith and but fucking ugly...i would be willing to bet that your face is actually quite splendid though (in person)...it's your poetry that should be buried, along with you if it pleases...you fail!

so what? i read the clan of the cave bear series too...does this mean i can mount you like a flat head...maybe drag you back to my cave by your hair and tongue the foreskin...steal your otterskin medicine bag and slingshot, and then mount you again like a loving brother should...you bore me. masturbate next time with a cheese grater it's hip right now in thirteen year old circles nationally...here's my number 1-800 big-shaft and www.hepatitis-c.com!

I know what a 13+ reading average is. I have a scool age child. Glad to see your getting an education. I will make it a point to look up the books you suggested though I usually don't like vampire books. I'm hoping it can give me some insight on young womqn these days. Also, most importantly read Anne Sexton's Transformations ASAP. I discovered her at age 13 and she's been the very best conifidante.

ah! there are few who could prawne off a tale like this in such a splendid manner! i am glad i saved it until i could fully enjoy it, savor it, as LeChoadk savored his faithful (and squealing) servant. thanks for a rollicking tale, -=Dark_Angel=- !

I've a 13+ reading average...that says nothing to you guys i guess...all i ever do is read. godswife read jean m. auels earth childrens series. or laurell k hamiltons club vampire series. they are the best. this year im reading classics. emily bronte and the such. a tale of two cities, i tried that one in 6th grade, but i could never get past the first page. don't think me stupid for love. I've been to europe and am going again this summer if i make all a's which im sure i will. i masturbate frequently enough for a girl. I will look into the books you have suggested. thank you for your thoughts.......jade.

hi z! missed yah...i'm waiting for my wine, and trying to stay sane....unfortunately...i'm feeling 'end of the month' pressures early this month...it's always the month of my birth that hurts me the worst...curse the mighty Jesu'..he does this on purpose...i need a cheaper accountant and more fucking hanging rope..that's my god damn problem damnit..anyway...desperation is unbecoming, so...i shall stay calm...yes CaLM...Mozarts 22nd concerto in G is on, so as soon as the merlot gets here things should improve...

ah, i am jealous....but not too much. you see, i just came from a dinner at a farm with many friends. we drank chardonnay...much chardonnay...

this is sharp, by the way, the porn-star haikus. i started integral yoga this week, mostly to cope with that same stress. my diaphragm hurts from the breathing, but i do feel calmer... fuck, august is hard for me too. you damn leos are my kryptonite.

why are you a aquarius? i would of wagered....aries or sagitarius, or taurus or a scorpio, perchance virgo, but not an aquarius? right?!

by the way i was wrong it was his 27th symphony in G, and you're probably a gemini...that dark angel story is fucking priceless huh...he's a she's a something ori-gi-nal...so sayith the priest!

Ever hear of Stevie Nicks? I picked my name cause I like her music and she has a cd "bella donna". i'm not sure what your comment was all about. it just seemed like you were writing nonsense.

exelente, mi amigo! I'm telling you haiku is your ticket to... I mean i's more like your antidote, your Ridilan.

The entire philosophy of "show don't tell" comes into play here. You told me everything. It would be much more effective if you evoked better images.