if ye can't be arsed to press return, i can't be arsed to read it.

I'm swinging too. For some reason, I hear Eddie Vedder singing this, maybe it's the 'porch'. 9/10

thanks for the kind words, tarquin! i am not a guy, by the way :)

Bush's domestic travel usually returns him to his own bed the same day he leaves, so Wednesday's 12-hour day, ending in a Des Moines hotel, was unusual. (To say the least) I don't paint. I hate 'art'. I like tractor calanders with naked chicks and stuff. I doesn't like ethnic people much. I think you might be ethnic. I hate potatoes. I also hate Whoreass8. I might hate you too.

This suffers from trying too hard. 4. A poor opening is redeemed midway through the poem, only to come to a crashing and horribly messy end. I think you're confused as to how to write this one.

link to delink...i think? compact is a stretch to say the least...7/10...i love your site..it's better than playing captain von trap in the sound of music (don't tell anyone).

Woeful. 1. For the verse 'But he's still here inside my head, he won't leave even though he's dead' you should be executed for the good of humanity. You only score for the almost reasonable opening gambit to this monstrosity.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Dear handsome what have you done, you've made my ears bleed, i started to read your poem out loud but my poor little shell likes couldn't take it. Oh how I hate hipppies, rancid little scrotum breaths who in my experience simply turn everything they touch to shit. Airy fairy, had a boogy all the fairies were there, tuti fruti did a beauty*, they all went out for air. * cause of all that fucking stinky hippy shit he ate. Handsome I had begun to like you again, but at the moment I am sorely dissapointed in you.

Good title and final line. 7. Your rhyming is far from quality, but the poem as a whole is likeable.

Autumn gold is a lovely image and the first quarter of the poem is blissfully peaceful, but then it seriously declines in quality. 4. This is a waste. I'm upset.

EXCUSE ME? all the other comments were pretty good but yours..............HA urs was pure crap! not to mention your poems and or should i say not poems but shit! My dog can write better than ur poems!

Sometimes a poem can make me get off the wheel of life for a time and take a moment. 8. This poem did. Lovely stuff, with a truly optimistic ending.

This is awful. 2. The structure is nice but it is far too long and in need of a larger vocabulary.

Very good. 7. An innocent, childlike ditty becomes a cynical, bitter twister of a poem. Nicely done.

really? i just don't think you have jehova witnesses or mormans waking you up at 8:00 in the morning in england...get it now?..salesman....reversed epileptic fit...hard-on in the morning answering your door to children in uniform selling the word of god, scaring them away cuz your naked with wood and nut's..cuz you scare everyone away of late cuz you stay up day and night writing?...fucking forget it... go right about another sea for christs sake.. isn't there like 50 of those to chose from...mr. bog?

Cream tangarine, montelimar, ginger sling with a pinapple heart, a coffee dessert yes you know its good news. But you have to have them all pulled out after the savoy truffle Seems familiar dont it. Beat

Utterly shocking, you could have been so crude, and yet its all so mundane, how dissapointing.

I know better. My first computer job my supervisor said the same thing when I used all caps. Thanks for the input. Peace-Earthwalker

tell me about it..fucking mail..and stamps..and mce outfitted anthrax carriers ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. no me pen...no me pen...no me pen...me no see.ahhhhhhhhhh. i need an accountant, more than another joint.more than charlie sheen and listerine....7/10p

god isn't that the truth...to see the further adventures of ms.stewart read my poem black liqourice & g-stringed orphans...lovely tale ..and this is a poignant haiku,good for you 8/10o