Poemranker [most recent comments (1781-1800)]

Engelbert Humpalot on some deleted poem 7 Oct 2007, 10:00 AM

Weird. But OK really. I love these dialect pieces from OOOOP NORTH LOIK>

Engelbert Humpalot on Kennedy the cunt by mr cunt 7 Oct 2007, 10:03 AM

Very fucking funny! My best laugh since 9/11 when I shat myself with joy.

Engelbert Humpalot on More and more Shuushin by mr cunt 7 Oct 2007, 10:04 AM

You are right, he is a cunt for a' that.

Engelbert Humpalot on Two Cunts by mr cunt 7 Oct 2007, 10:05 AM

Very profound

Engelbert Humpalot on Death of a Drug Addict by SupremeDreamer 7 Oct 2007, 10:09 AM

You are right that Jesus doesn't care. Maybe you'd be a bit of selfish cunt like him if you'd been nailed up by a load of wops.

Engelbert Humpalot on Let's Grovel For Jesus And Fight The Naughty Satan! by Sing4Jesus! 7 Oct 2007, 10:12 AM

I love this more than 9/11.

Engelbert Humpalot on A prayer about Jesus by Sing4Jesus! 7 Oct 2007, 10:14 AM

I just re-read this. Only just.

Engelbert Humpalot on Strap On by Shardik 7 Oct 2007, 10:18 AM

Fucking incomprehensible! I loved it!

Engelbert Humpalot on Some die waiting, or laugh forgetting by Shardik 7 Oct 2007, 10:19 AM

I wept more at this than when I got my bollocks caught in my zip.

Engelbert Humpalot on A Kiss Beneath The Blossom Tree by Caducus 7 Oct 2007, 10:20 AM

How fucking sad.

Dovina on some deleted poem 7 Oct 2007, 7:01 PM

I love most of this and only wish you'd swing the rest of it over to its tender majority. "like Christ on electrodes" seems too distant from the theme to work as metaphor. "Shrapnel" also feels too sharp for such tender feelings.

Dovina on Under The Knife by PoetryIsDead 7 Oct 2007, 7:09 PM

too involved for haiku, I think. But the last line is clever.

Dovina on I Hope by BrandonW 7 Oct 2007, 7:15 PM

A good theme and mostly well executed. The rhymes seem more distraction than poetry. and "I hope" at the end adds what?

Engelbert Humpalot on Rooster Rape by Dovina 8 Oct 2007, 6:55 AM

Fabulous first couplet rhyme! Henhouse and house! Genius! The rest of it is rubbish. The funniest thing since 9/11.

Engelbert Humpalot on 'Till Then by sliver 8 Oct 2007, 6:56 AM

Sentimental and sloppy in the extreme.

Engelbert Humpalot on Butterfield, Minn. Tommy's farm 1993 by Bachus 8 Oct 2007, 6:57 AM

Ungrammatical first stanza. You must have been off school the day they taught sentences.

Engelbert Humpalot on Bitter by Ranger 8 Oct 2007, 6:58 AM

Charmingly archaic.

Engelbert Humpalot on NIGHTMILK SUNBLOOD by horus8 8 Oct 2007, 6:58 AM

Longwinded.

Engelbert Humpalot on Thoughts Asunder by wilco 8 Oct 2007, 6:59 AM

Good last stanza. Best just to shag her and bugger off.

SupremeDreamer on A double haiku about President Putin by Engelbert Humpalot 9 Oct 2007, 1:20 PM

Cute.