-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
on How does it feel? by OfaRevolutionAJD
2 Apr 2004, 8:43 AM
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PRINT "GUFF"
LOOP
An electronegro swimming in negro juices
An oversized negro
A profoundly brave negro
A negro wipe
A negro caddy
A shamefully foul negro uniform
A disgustingly souped-up gentleman's moustache which opens up to reveal a negro buttock
A peephole negro
An enormous negro moustache
A negro
The latter, as you would know if you'd had the common decency to look at the inventions page. I thought about doing it a more clever way, but it's just a crude random BNF expander with a load of character substitutions at the end, so I can't think of any other way of doing it that would a) avoid skewing the other parts of the sentence, b) allow for multiple words and fragments of words.
A steam-powered negro boothe
Am about to scan for inventions containing 'negro' - IT'S WHAT I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF DOING!!!!!111
re "Too many redundant lines": not to mention that most of them refer to the world fading/blowing away as if it were some kind of common occurence and not a mostly meaningless space-filler invented by bad post-grunge Christian rock bands to give the lighting technicians an excuse to cut all the stage-lights at once, inevitably making the crowd scream like crazy.
Did you implement this by selecting a particular word e.g. splat, from the data glandes, and then building sentences that include that that word? Or do you get the generator to repeatedly produce sentences (internally) until one containing 'splat' comes up?
No.
The only good thing with 'chin' is 'chin-mounted', which doesn't justify it in general. 'Chin-mounted' can just be added as an adjective.
An omnipotent splattered guff of an invention making invention.
"frenulum" is better.
How convenient that there is now a feature to produce only inventions with a given string in them!!!!!!!1
Too many redundant lines. A good thought with a touch of ambiguity.
Most of the rhymes are forced. You'd do better without them, I think. Still, some good lines, "keep your reasons close to your soul."
the imagery includes a definitive female presence. a bull's horns resemble the placement of ovaries and its snout can be compared to something else that's wet and slimy. i don't believe that artists should have to explain their works, so i'll say no more.
Oh shit, we've started you off again....
If I knew the origins of any of these movie references, (I guess that's what they are.) I might enjoy the poem more. Still it's good
Or vesicle, cervix, & pudendum?
Nothing is as pretentious as a quadrobeard.
'glans', yes. helmet is already there, but it actually means helmet, not what you're thinking of. 'miasma' might be too pretentious, though :(