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DO PRINT "GUFF" LOOP
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry 2 Apr 2004, 8:18 AM
An electronegro swimming in negro juices An oversized negro A profoundly brave negro A negro wipe A negro caddy A shamefully foul negro uniform A disgustingly souped-up gentleman's moustache which opens up to reveal a negro buttock A peephole negro An enormous negro moustache A negro
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry 2 Apr 2004, 7:59 AM
The latter, as you would know if you'd had the common decency to look at the inventions page. I thought about doing it a more clever way, but it's just a crude random BNF expander with a load of character substitutions at the end, so I can't think of any other way of doing it that would a) avoid skewing the other parts of the sentence, b) allow for multiple words and fragments of words.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry 2 Apr 2004, 7:57 AM
A steam-powered negro boothe
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry 2 Apr 2004, 7:51 AM
Am about to scan for inventions containing 'negro' - IT'S WHAT I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF DOING!!!!!111
zodiac replying on The Day The World Blew Away by OfaRevolutionAJD 2 Apr 2004, 7:49 AM
re "Too many redundant lines": not to mention that most of them refer to the world fading/blowing away as if it were some kind of common occurence and not a mostly meaningless space-filler invented by bad post-grunge Christian rock bands to give the lighting technicians an excuse to cut all the stage-lights at once, inevitably making the crowd scream like crazy.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry 2 Apr 2004, 7:44 AM
Did you implement this by selecting a particular word e.g. splat, from the data glandes, and then building sentences that include that that word? Or do you get the generator to repeatedly produce sentences (internally) until one containing 'splat' comes up?
zodiac replying on matador by ThePariahDog 2 Apr 2004, 7:40 AM
No.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry 2 Apr 2004, 7:17 AM
The only good thing with 'chin' is 'chin-mounted', which doesn't justify it in general. 'Chin-mounted' can just be added as an adjective.
Stephen Robins replying on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry 2 Apr 2004, 6:56 AM
An omnipotent splattered guff of an invention making invention.
Stephen Robins replying on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry 2 Apr 2004, 6:46 AM
"frenulum" is better.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry 2 Apr 2004, 6:46 AM
How convenient that there is now a feature to produce only inventions with a given string in them!!!!!!!1
some deleted user on The Day The World Blew Away by OfaRevolutionAJD 2 Apr 2004, 6:38 AM
Too many redundant lines. A good thought with a touch of ambiguity.
some deleted user on ode to summer dreams by jsd 2 Apr 2004, 6:37 AM
Most of the rhymes are forced. You'd do better without them, I think. Still, some good lines, "keep your reasons close to your soul."
ThePariahDog on matador by ThePariahDog 2 Apr 2004, 6:37 AM
the imagery includes a definitive female presence. a bull's horns resemble the placement of ovaries and its snout can be compared to something else that's wet and slimy. i don't believe that artists should have to explain their works, so i'll say no more.
Stephen Robins replying on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry 2 Apr 2004, 6:28 AM
Oh shit, we've started you off again....
some deleted user on Don't Cry, Sharon Tate by wilco 2 Apr 2004, 6:27 AM
If I knew the origins of any of these movie references, (I guess that's what they are.) I might enjoy the poem more. Still it's good
zodiac replying on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry 2 Apr 2004, 6:25 AM
Or vesicle, cervix, & pudendum?
Stephen Robins replying on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry 2 Apr 2004, 6:01 AM
Nothing is as pretentious as a quadrobeard.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry 2 Apr 2004, 5:59 AM
'glans', yes. helmet is already there, but it actually means helmet, not what you're thinking of. 'miasma' might be too pretentious, though :(