'chin' is good you fool

What say you to glans, helmet, & miasma?

As the -=Dark_Angel=- who posted the 'sandwichling' invention, allow me to present my defence. The generator has always produced long, complicated and generally unfunny inventions. The reason why you haven't been soiled by these in the past is that -=Dark_Angel=- always screens his comments before posting them, and such inventions are discarded because of their gayness. In this case, however, I was merely showing inventions containing the suffix 'splat'. Given the vast number of words that have now lodged themselves in the generator's glandes, one has to scan through about a hundred or so before the probability of encountering a 'splat' is greater than 50%. I therefore did not discard the 'sandwichling' invention, and am now thoroughly ashamed of both myself, and other(s).

Yes, 'sandwich' has outstayed its welcome. As has 'chin'.

I think you should remove "sandwich" and replace it with "belly".

Sample output: A plastic leisure prune jelly A damp hobo A clam jelly A diplomatic king-sized pie extractor impregnated with quadrobeard byproducts powered by a dangerously nude appallingly colossal pie An extraordinary illegally laminated beard moustache A vicar-hating nappy moustache A banjotronic boneless chin sausage A sealed tramp cosy A false trifle vat A poisonous peephole sandwich egg A trouser-shaped cybernetical foetus A megasandwich drenched in autoblouse juices A seedy plimpsoll upgrade covered in electro-outhouse extract powered by a sausage-free turbotrifle chock-full of bog discharge A beard manual reformed from a wooden moustache stool full of tentacles A violent prawn-shaped wheeled-dwarf sandwich A prune filled with ultranappy pellets A dumpling-fuelled trifle-mounted nappy A stool-fuelled superstool tidy A corpse-operated trifle-fuelled trout A patented beak A beard-compatible chin harness supplied with a twitching foetus A battery-powered negro jelly that can replace a dwarf-resistant wheeled-spaz launcher A black-market foetus-flavoured superblimp pouch A souped-up robojodhpur surrounded by a stool chock-full of negro suction cups A turbotrifle sandwich An one-armed egg trifle jam-packed with supernappy pellets A trouser auditorium which oozes blouse pellets An abnormal supertrifle An ungainly attack-dwarf powered by a complimentary buttock-faced foetus A bum-shaped beard A plimpsoll-activated shoe launcher

You are frightfully ignorant. The inventions have become greatly simpler and better over time. The only thing that's changed is the appalling laziness of -=Dark_Angel=- to filter the good inventions from the nonsensical ones. 'A TRAMP DISPLAY CASE' is actually more likely to be generated now than it ever was (although not in capital letters, because it was never generated that way). Incidentally, that is exactly what the generator already is. Indeede, it generates 30 inventions at a time, and the datafile is a wiki page editable by anyone. It is a secret wiki though, and you're too gay to use it. Thanks!

Of course he is.

IT'S ABOUT A POO DANGLING FROM A GIRL'S ASSHOLE!!!

"c'wound"

Always a pleasure to be the harbinger of a new invention. A pre-eminent Glans-splat.

Much as I hate to piss on your chips, I regret to inform you that the invention generator was funnier when it was simpler. It used to come up with simple gems like "A TRAMP DISPLAY CASE". Now it produces "a beard-enriched unspeakably illegal sandwichling which oozes evacuation-foreskin mess which can be used to repel an outhousesplat filled with pie byproducts". This invention is simply too complicated to be funny. Besides which, it's a meaningless description of a sandwich, not the name of an invention. It fails. You fail. Thanks. -10- Incidentally, I suggest you set up a website which produces the name of a new invention everytime the user clicks "Refresh". Or is that beyond the bounds of modern computer science?

Congratulations, fucknut! The suffix 'splat' has now been included in the patented -=Dark_Angel=- invention generator. Having scanned through hundreds of results, it eventually came up, in the form of the following: - A guffsplat Further research yielded the following results: - A negrosplat - A profoundly drooping piesplat - A bog-resistant Swiss Army jodhpursplat which dispenses ultraplimpsoll milk - An exploding outhousesplat surrounded by a plumber's wooden pyrobanjo beard - A beard-enriched unspeakably illegal sandwichling which oozes evacuation-foreskin mess which can be used to repel an outhousesplat filled with pie byproducts

thanks fr the suggestion... I had orignally considered fallen leaves, but leaves is better