At least I don't have the pleasure of owning feces-encrusted wings from AnusVille!!!

Now thats weak. And Incorrect. -Uranus Wins!-

A hastily-assembled crotch-faced lobster

Except that all your 'innumerous online personalities' are identical. Thanks!

I know, I know but considering that I've been writing... Well its an improvement. To say the least. I'll edit it when I return for good. This is just a visit, But fear not, I shall soon be returning from the rabbit hole(These woods are getting a little lonely if you know what I mean), Plus I can't seem to get more than eight chapters into a story before finding something wrong with the key point I'm trying to get across in the overview. I'm sure thats affected by the constant partying I've been doing. I miss you too Smart Ass. <3 Jason

He's slacking off.. honestly, it used to be battle after battle, golden wings flapping (a temporary scar which i earned on a few occasions by annoying the general good folk of ranker, but more specifically the dark one from neptune's anus!) debate of serious tone and babble so inane it would puzzle even Jesu himself... it was glorious. But now that winged curse is lazy, resigning himself to quick short spurts such as "bow'ls". It has only fueled my contempt for him and all his kind.. but that will be expressed fully later in a comic series called "Darkie vs. Dunce-Jester!!" Who knows.. maybe marvel will make it into a fucking movie.

Pay no heed.. my comments are full of drama intermixed with innumerous online personalities. And -Anal Discharge-

Okay, but you’ve driven me to research and drink in coming to this: Cha is a kind of Chinese tea, and Char Siu Bao is a Chinese dish - barbecued-pork-filled buns – or something like that. You’ve already agreed to use bear instead of beared. Inserting these keys or codes reduces the puzzle to the last line with its ambiguity and provocative meanings. Knowing something China might shed light on how priests and lawyers fit in, but it’s a good ending without that knowledge. So why do you find it so intriguing to put your readers through all this when an easily understood beginning would serve the same purpose?

IT WASN'T ME! I don't know who did, but I certainly did not piss in your wheaties!

Zodiac, I'm getting to know you a little more. But the first impressions you make, and not only to me, can be very antagonistic. I don't know whether you are purposefully trying to scare away new posters or what, but there are better ways to critique. For instance, 1st comment to new poster: "Hello, my handle is Zodiac and I'm one of the resident critiquers around here, please refer to the following posts: http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=80728 http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=81528 http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=86270 I'll let you off easy as this is your first time here, but after this the gloves are off." This establishes rapport with them, it gives them a chance to validate your mandate on this site by reading previous comments, and then they are enlighten on what not to do on their next submission. By doing this you allow them the opportunity to improve themselves. It is the greatest gift you can give someone, whereas telling him or her how to do it only builds resentment. If, on the other hand, it is your goal to start arguments for the sake of intellectual combat, they you're doing the right thing! And by God, if they do drivel again, hit 'em with a dissertation! I don't necessarily agree with everything you say about poetry, but I'm willing to give you a B+ (PoemRanker-8) on your views. Everything I write from now on will have more due diligence. P.S. I do want to THANK YOU for making me think harder about what I write. I will admit though, I do have an overwhelming urge to write bad poetry just to spite you :)

I knew you would.

oh yea? if you send me the chords/tabs or whatever you've got maybe i'll check it out... jwknov29@hotmail.com

Anal Discharge.

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