horus8
on A Gentle Proffer by ARTIE
17 Oct 2003, 7:50 PM
A jejunal act of devotion.
The Cornling (ahchoo) by Somebody, dear god anybody!
Crouching under shucks
of Orville Redinbahchers'.
Soon his nuts will pop.
For another 10 quid i'll let you spank me with a blazing quail attached (impaled) to a stick.
The Big Lowboskis know.
To each his own those lonely nights when dusk-to-dusk becomes too slow, for Lucifer, the light. ("Seven Screaming Diz-Busters")
BOC
You don't get out often, do you? Living a sedentary life hanging out in a deli will not bring you this happiness unless you convince the Starbucks waitress to follow you home and deliver the groceries. Nice Haiku though.
Once I went on a night out with the lads. We got so drunk that we stole a traffic cone. Can you believe it? Boy, that was a crazy night, I can tell you. Never again... ;-)
Savory display is a totally bodacious line to end a haiku with. However, the previous lines do not do it justice. I suggest something like:
Oh, such tasty treats,
Sausage rolls and cheese pasties,
Savory display.
OK, I think it's time I came clean. My name is David Shirt, and I live in Braintree in Essex, England. I live alone with my deceased wife, Mary, and my two sons Steven and Norris. They get bullied at school, but they are very special to me. My hobbies are swimming and football.
Maybe I will... Maybe I will.
Admittedly, you inspire me Darky. ;-) Thanks for the head trip. I am a changed man.
That was the least creative thing I have ever heard...hung over a vat of molten lava? pu-lease
At least you saw it as underlying rather than superficial, like SOME people. lol
Oh man, you're really on fire tonight. Keep those "great" "sassy" comebacks coming!!!!1
Dislike gay people? Hmm, interesting. Where ever would you get that idea?
Sorry, though as much as you would like to feel like you fit into some group or another, you remain the only piece of fecal matter to have ever been given a voice. Don't take it out on your mother though; she really did think she was taking a shit when she flushed you.
Thanks. I know that rhyme is lame but I had no where to go with it.
spiritual penis? Is it detachable?
I'm honored that I've provoked a provocative comment from you Darky. You bible-thumping, gay bashing, mother-teresa talkin, lunatic you. Cheers.
I'll stop face raping pets as soon as your mother stops forcefully sucking my dick.
lewd