[_] AABB rhyming scheme [X] About romantic love [_] About poetry-writing [x] About suicide or self-mutilation [_] Arbitrary indentation [x] Arbitrary line breaks [_] Autobiographical but in the third person [x] Clerical errors [x] Cliched imagery (staring out of window, pits of despair) [_] Cliched rhymes (love/above etc.) [x] Devoid of alliteration or any such linguistic embellishments [x] Devoid of rhyme [_] Devoid of simile, reification or any such literary devices [_] Devoid of wond'rous or fantastical imagery [_] Drug references [_] Elves, unicorns, etc. [_] Exclamation points used to mark 'the funny bits' [x] Insipidly whimsical or zany [_] Leaving rant [_] Lower case only [_] 'Lyrics' [x] Melodramatic [_] Naively religious or superstitious [xxx] Obsessed with femininity [_] Overabundance of ellipses [x] Overuse of 'depression' words (putrid, wretched, darkness, etc) [x] Pointedly unanswered questions [x] Protagonist has a smug name [_] Rage against the machine [_] References to the author's 'social life' [_] Repetition of a single word or phrase to the point of nausea [_] Sanctimoniously moral [_] Sentimental [x] Author is self-obsessed [_] Thesaurophilia [_] Use of internet shorthand or emoticons [_] Vicarious wish fulfilment

Profound, but somehow the last stanza is too giving? Does that make any sense?

saves the best for the last half no pretention

Sex is neat. 10/10

"found a hand, instead of you"

I am debonaire and handsome, trust me. but I guess the wings and fangs give it away sometimes.

I don't get it. Is this supposed to be some kind of allegory or are you just giving some late advice to Theseus in all lower case?

cut the red wire. no...the blue one.

Give me your leg. *unzip* I don't know where you're going, but I know you'll be wet with love.

I once took some drugs and thought my head was a giant potato!!! Perhaps you would like to hear some more of my nutty, drug-related anecdotes?

Crude and spiteful -0-