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replying on Nightshades by Bachus
28 Aug 2003, 12:03 AM
I had him over for din din and he only licked his plate. And he had with him a hot jew chick that thought I was selfish? Well, duh.
Ha Ha, there it is.
Touch and go, almost there.
What, you haven't seen my self portrait?
Save one for you. "Hince", the outcome is unfavourable.
Opie!
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on Anna Kournikova (Pretense of Wesley Willis) by Lie2MePinnochio
27 Aug 2003, 10:20 PM
An exoskeletonless dung beetle. But a nice observation 4.
This poem is about things that are happening and in which they should be the opposite of what is actucally happening, Hince the name "Not Real."
That's no place for a young artist's face to be.
You're as goth as a blood red rose reclining on a cut of black velvet. Oh, and there's a drop of blood on the stem. And it's black.
You must have seen a bum exhibit. Because, my friend, his blue period ferkin rocks. As far as your poem goes... Good questions.
I wonder. Hmm??
Cream!
I knew this guy in high school. Nice guy. One of the nicest, a good hippie in the suburbs. The guy wouldn't hurt a fly if it was spitting acid on his nuts. He bought a VW bus painted in splotches of every color, thrown on. Beautiful bus. The first day he had it burned to the ground in the school parking lot, taking with it everything he needed to graduate. That's Karma.
Now, i have dishonored your beloved picasso.. now you can defend him, now you can give me a zero and have a good excuse.. NOW YOU CAN! ok?
now all can wonder about good ole picasso.
1: art wasnt brought into it, you had to bring it into this, all i did was use picasso's way of painting as a usefull way to describe how the mans face looked like after being beaten silly.
2: who gives a shit if his genius is far greater than anything written? his art doesnt TELL ME ANYTHING either.. it showed something maybe, but what that is, i dunno, im not a painter.
3: my boxer poem wasnt sposed to tell you anything either. It wasnt written to tell you anything new, and poetry doesnt exist just to tell people things moron. maybe it was sposed to reveal the world of boxing maybe? wasnt the purpose either, but i can think of alot of bullshit to justify my poem.. but i wont, since thats silly.
I wrote it because i could, i wrote it because i love to write. THATS IT. and when some asshole comes in and gets all high and mighty because i mentioned picasso, and gives me a 4, i get pissed, because: you could of simply told me it sucked, gave me a 4, and not show your ignorance.
No, you had to defend picasso, as if i spray painted over one of his masterpieces..
and personally, his paintings dont reveal shit to me, and ive read a million things that to me are worth more than his paintings..
wasting your time? i dont think so. your comment was worth something, to me anyway. thank you.
hrmm.. isnt that ironic.. ;)
you should just lick his balls and get it over with.
I liked it. (9)