NOOOO>>>> GET It out of there! {Panting} ARGH! {sounds of bed creaking} No,no ,no! {bed breaks} Oh, yea yea uh....

oh please, SupremeDreamer. This isn't about who wins and who loses. Nobody has campaigned with greater diligence, or honesty, for more maturity on this site than me. Given that all I'm trying to do is help others be more mature, in the same way that I help myself to be more mature, can't you see that I have already won? You, on the other hand, appear to be indulging in some sort of childish foray into poetry, never pausing to think about the consequences of your actions, all the while mocking respected institutions such as the maturity award, and repeatedly punctuating your puerile outbursts with juvenile utterances like "feces", "fart", "balls" and "shitty brown"

Thank God. DA has a staunch willy.

We both came, baby.

Thank god. DA is willing to staunch the bleeding.

I volunteered, you came.

All that just so I can use 'fucking' 3 times in a sentence

You volunteered

I sat on your fucking parsnip and now my fucking anus is fucking bleeding

Yeah, after getting me to take the pictures.

It makes all "the sleepless nights worthwhile" somehow.

IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

Take the fucking nails out then, dumbass.

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

my anus is bleeding

I got poetry.com to publish pictures of my ass.

Da, Diamondwife, let's face it: if we had lives, we would be elsewhere. If you were capable of modelling you wuldn't be wasting your time here. I certinly wouldn't. DA, we all know you molest children, join the club.

I decided to keep lines 1-11, and then went to 20. I like this much better thanx. I thought it was long winded myself, but its too many ideas put together at once for me to decide what to edit presently. Baby Steps. Thanx Alot.