3rd stanza followed very closely by the 4th, then not 2nd, and lightyears behind was the 1st. But it works out in a progression of funny, funnier, Oh dear god I'm laughing so hard I think I just busted a nut myself funny, and the funniest possible ending in this situation. Many Props. Easily One of the best things I've read on poemranker to date. I'd say this is close to being as good as D.A.'s Nude Envelopment Site.

It takes two hands to pray, and knees, making your reply a blatantly metaphorical wish.

Bravio, I must warn you though, -=D_A=- is a highly trained dolphin crustacean hybrid with oven mitts instead of pincers and blown hole 'stead a blow hole, also, there's no way to beat him, because he's older than the first rabbit Rabi, I've spent a year and a half battling his legions in the hills and valley's of Yor to no avail. 200 poems later I'm further from bettering him then when I began, and I've been abandoned by my peers for my lust and determination in the campaign. Now the bastards all I have left, that and my trusty gum dispenser.

No, actually, I'm currently doing a study on the power of suggestion. A fascinating phenomenon occurs when an individual trusts another unknowingly losing their trust in themselves and better judgement. I could have spelled it "Trainspottingcy" and that's what we would have found this morning. Interesting, aye?

LOLTTM. Must you expose my booby traps boob?

which was your favourite?

Thank you

Pray then to that invisible one in the sky :) And I will rejoice that Everythinng is One the energy of life interconnected in everything that is and will be. ;) I pray to nothing, but simply have awakened from illusion, but i pity YOU brother for needing that crutch. wake up and realize the divinity within that goes without. ;)

Yet again you dig yourself an even deeper hole with the pale green spade of envy. How carelessly you blunder all over the place, squawking and gesticulating like some sort of deranged Harris. And then, when all else has failed, you bring religion into the discussion, desperately trying to justify your blasphemous lifestyle with cries of hypocrisy and feeble pleas to my own (so-called egotistical) self-glorification ceremonies. I have very little to add to my previous statements, my friend. All I would say is that Christ loves you, despite what you might think. All He wants is a relationship with you, but unless you choose to accept Him into your life, you'll never get to know true happiness. I'll pray for you.

clumsy mask? you think im arguing because i care? you truelly must be a poor idiot... tsk tsk.. let me explain: your the early morning entertainment... ;) Also, what is this so called standard of being mature? Being subtly malicious? Your very amusing. Face it, your just a silly pathetic man filled with his own pathetic setups of arguements well clothed in authorative "maturity". Its just another form of starting shit, cept the difference is that I have balls to express my opinion without the candy coating. (but wait, you want me to me Mr goodboy right and feel blessed to have you "guide me..) Yeah, I know the same old shit, seen it all over the place, and its only the rebels that get more interesting and have much more diverse personalities.. but you guys still keep the good ole "I pray to jesus and confess my sins" routine. Instead of atonement, your cleansed with these nice awards to encourage us not to get in the way of your facist thought process.. we should "appreciate" it.. just like the christian tells me I need to accept jesus into my heart. *fart* ahhh.. simple delicate release of waste...

Whilst you're clearly trying to engage a rather clumsy mask of indifference, your jealousy concerning the maturity award is painfully obvious to anyone with an ounce of sense. It doesn't surprise me, really. People often lash out at others when they realise something is beyond their grasp. The maturity award has nothing to do with ego, though I doubt someone like you would be able to understand that. For you, award ceremonies exist solely for the purpose of glorifying the receptive parties. That is not why I founded the maturity award. The maturity award is about recognising those individuals who have demonstrated a sustained commitment to maturity in all aspects of their conduct on PoemeRanker. Something that you have repeatedly failed to do.