Uhhhh Babyhood it sounds like its his weener. On the other hand this is undeserving of its 'worst' poem on p/r so heres a 5 so get the party poppers and cocktail sausages we're having ourselves a PARTY ! ! ! !!

Rich in detail, well written but it just aint my cup cake. Heres a 6 not your fault I licked the wrong parts.

I drink to die ! Probably the most apt and honest line of drinking I have ever read. Your nuts but I gotta love ya 8

Great idea and well written too.

Where did you see my Father we miss him terribly? DA, this is hilarious but out of respect I never laughed. 8

Pretty damn fine pie mam. 7

Strong and powerful reminiscence piece. Excellent

i'm sorry but this sucks

priests molesting mustached filoppino girls

to me,it seems like a brainstorming, but i liked the style.

No.

Parfait? Anyone? Going once, GOING TWICE All right, looks like it's all mine, SOLD! to the man from Manchuria.

You are one nasty mother-fucker. Sweet.

Aaaaaaaargh....

I feel constipated.

This poem has lots to say, there are some odd things in it tho. (In reference to this, George W. Bush makes me ashamed to be American. >x( )

I am quite fond of this... ^_^ The last stanza is really funny.