Mr Pig (again)
replying on A Moment In Nowhere by Mr Pig
6 Jun 2003, 9:01 AM
How kind of you. Your a good boy to Mr Pig and mucho gracias
So you can all rest safe knowing.
http://gangbox.com/mp3/i%20gotta%20girl.
No, only when they're reading to a crowd, or sleeping in a crowd
are poetes??? ever okay?
No, it just seems that way because I can't sleep.
Yeah, you can get an acoustic version there. It's like song 80 or something. Happy hunting, break downs there too. i still have to get with my producer in Venice to cut the grand takes with drums and etc. but they are good rough drafts for now.
I don't believe I've understood a single word of anything you've said for the past three months, are you okay?
Yes I've been there, twice, nice try though! You must think because I wasn't there while we got to know each other last year for a whole three months that was my only window of travel opportunity? I lived in Amsterdam for two months when I was 24, I went then, twice. But mostly island hopping, my family is from Thrace though Tanya. I have a famous greek uncle who writes illustrated books about birds. So, yes, there, and France, Germany, Holland, Spain, Italy, Belgium, Hungary, Prague and quite a few others, so do me a favor, get another abortion on me. Tell them to increase the suction this time, to eleven, which is one more than ten in case your baffled these days by simple arithmetic.
nah. I got squat fer a 'puter. can I get there via gangbox if I install quicktime or something? Top o the mornin!
My friends engine dropped a valve once. he brought it home in a bucket that night. 3 for the rod. 3 for the ex "hero" 2 for Merle, 2$ for a stiff cup of coffee.
I wrote it like I sing it, want me to email you the mp3? you have i tunes?
Brian Lumley has only written two good short stories and one ok novel, and then spent his entire life writing terrible, endless spinoffs and sequels to that novel and spinoff sequels and spinoff-spinoffs and their sequels.
Nobody who is well-read would put Brian Lumley in the same offhanded casualhampton as "H.P.".
Shut the fuck up now.
If you must continue, please
Do it in haiku.
The repetetive-ness monster is here. I know you write a phenomenal amount and that you've allowed yourself to be distracted for the moment. IF you like these scribblings, then do them a propellor thing they deserve.
Great idea!!
The doctor says I might have AIDS;
My buttocks are quite swollen.
And now I'm lying, bumcheeks splayed,
While he inspects my groin for AIDS
With latex gloves and scalpel blades
And agitates my colon.
The doctor says I might have AIDS.;
My buttocks are quite swollen.
I see you've worked hard at making original and inventive rhymes:
mind
mine
mine
mine
time
good work. 10.
I think, having conquered the realm of AIDS limericks, you should move on to more challenging ground, such as AIDS triolets. I've written one to start you off:
I recently contracted a virus called AIDS
from having gay sex with a homo.
Now I'll have to give up butt raids:
I recently contracted a virus called AIDS.
It all started out as a game of charades
And now I can't have bum sex no mo.
I recently contracted a virus called AIDS
from having gay sex with a homo.
What no cement to mark the occasion?
Splendid, perhaps you should go read his poetry then.