dmzoacan
on Final Comment by dougsoderstrom
28 May 2003, 6:45 PM
Keeping the golden rule in mind, I would just like to say GOODBYE TO ALL MY ONLINE FRIENDS FOREVER!!!! *BLAM*
And thank you for the gratuity.
Blue oyster kilt.
"You pummeled me with excrushiating violence." I get the instant visual of you beating your feet with a raquet in the third person upon reading this.
In response to 1) no not really, there are many that boast about much less more absurd things. 2) Sure in a sort of preschool way, but who cares, we do it ten times better with moving layers. 3) of course. lol
No, did someone you know?
Michael Ironside. lol.
really, oh well, have you tried acupuncture? Because, once you go East sweet heart a simple 'fuck you' becomes bland, and I, dare say, would dread the thought of that, so i'll just save my clever insults for stuffed animals and parsley snips, but not you, not ever you, since I don't care for you remember we have an enmity which allows me to, well, toss my goats in your gulley, crevase, gorge, sinkhole, pit, dent, tunnel, browneye, shaft, canyon, ravine... ah well. I'm sure you get my drift. Speaking of drift, do you feel a draft?
Philip symour Hoffemane.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
replying on I have the widest poemranker homepage by QUENDO
28 May 2003, 4:11 PM
It's funny because:
1. It's an absurd thing to boast about.
2. The title of this poem was false until it was submitted, at which time it became true. That isn't so amazing, because many self-referential poems could do it, but this one does it a) indirectly b) through a contingent feature of the site.
3. It sounds like it's by Settle.
Ah honesty, lovely, here's a bonus.
Which one David Gerffen, Barry Duller, Sid crofte, Philip symour Hoffemane, the list goes and goes and, Alexise Arquette?
Did you think the phrase "dis[s] and dismiss" meant "dismiss and dismiss"?
Yeah ha ha ha HA HA HA! HAAAAAAAAAAAA, what am I laughing at again? Oh yeah, why you think this is funny, GHaaaaaaaaa! Heeb.
Oh, you meant, really. Well, of course James don't be a petty officer third class it's boring.
Yes, yes. I would have to attribute the motivation for this poem to Bachus's little comment. (a comment on Blush of a Winter Rose by kassanna in case people are curious)
I do beg your pardon. I meant, of course, the old jew on whose face you come.
I think you'll find it is a contraction of "disrespected".
That's because the idea came from my brain yesterday in a comment I left, thank you.