horus8
on Liar's Mirror by kassanna
19 May 2003, 6:18 PM
"my age defying makup" makeup.
Some capitals and punctuation might help also.
Other then that, terribly boring and hopelessly self absorbed. nice job. here's a six.
Pluperfect.
well it started badly, tailed off a little in middle, and the less said about the end the better. Apart from that, I loved it!
ace / 10
yeah i guess you're right how can i possibly win against someone whose only comeback is to keep mentioning how important it is to 'get laid'.
Yes, condensed, that's just the way I would describe it too.
"Here we are, why? (Other) by Shardik
6.
Was that your beaver trap?
I need some fucking superglue.
I wish you'd stop writing about crap:
Was that your beaver strap?
I'm going to give you a map.
On how to find the soul-less shoe.
Was that your beaver clap?
I need some fucking friends.
That can deal with my odor.
Take out an ad for a front door ramp.
Was that your beaver trap?
No, it was mine.
6.
You've got a disgusting idea -
That you are better then everyone.
Take it some place else:
Like to the 99 beak store.
and buy some fucking tic tacs.
Note: ask the stock boy to reach that box
of disposable diapers, since I hate his face.
Your mother thinks you're gay;
because when you're that fucking smart.
You just are, but are all rocks round?
Were you beaten with a toilet paper roll?
You've got a disgusting idea -
that you are a special person.
Of this we are convinced,
and you are.
6.
You're the biggest blow hard I know;
You get everything possible right!
From your life, you've got family money.
And a passion to knead meat.
Now we all know you are special.
It's generous to call you a genius:
Because you're gay and open minded.
regardless of your two inch dick;
and love for shit like napkins.
How do you see over your own chin?
From that precarious level, talent.
Sir, your life inspires me, it's
like watching my tv rape an eggroll."
Here! Here! To aahhhhhhh. A toast tooooo, ah... Beaks with four holes stead three < the vikings all raise their horns, but one sad viking does not. He is ashamed to show the others the truth of his beak, that being, it's not, SHE eats with a gashed hoof a puss-ie with infection and a foul stench, she is no viking at all, she is an imposter.>
Way good. And so condensly true.
What should I do with my opinion?
Do you always talk to your mother like that? Honestly beakism, I thought you were a very mature young man, but after hearing this recent outburst of yours I'm not sure what to think. I knew something was wrong when I discovered those brown footprints leading up to your bedroom door, but my faith deserted me completely when you shoved the sun up your arse and farted on Christ's balls.
you have a sweet way of bringing that wee bit of light in, just enough to clear the haze of darkness shrouding the landscape. love just dancing to be flowers.
sorry dahling. did not mean to. take it back, i am spent....
horus8
replying on If this isn't plagiarism I don't know what is... by Yardbird
19 May 2003, 5:37 PM
Well, I "thing" you're hardly charming, creative, or worth the lashing I could waste a page on. I also "thing" if you "thing" I was trying to be 'shocking' or controversial, you really are delusional, and also, I didn't beg you to come read it, you did that on your own, so "thing" about that for a while hoser. <yawn> <toot> <stretch>. Next!
have always considered myself the underdawg... thanx for handing me a cup!
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
replying on If this isn't plagiarism I don't know what is... by Yardbird
19 May 2003, 5:27 PM
is it? And there I was thinking I'd struck a bum-splatteringly telling blow with the maturity of that insult. But now it seems to have horribly backfired! Oh how ghastly... you may have won this round, Yardbird... but guess what: your face is made of rice and your eyes smell of bum-cacks.
Yeah, I'm not satisfied with the ending. Or the beginning, for that matter. I added the final two lines on the fifth edit here, because it needed something to sew it up.
Hmm.
"So let me be alone in my own little world"
You are.
shit pure fucking cocca, fucking waste, but what timing. Yipee, for you.