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replying on Oxywarmonger by poetandknowit
24 Mar 2003, 10:39 AM
it was yoshimi who beat them and the pirates took credit. wayne told me so as he was licking my open wounds. make that 'gash'.
GARY!! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!! GARY!! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!! GARY!! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!! GARY!! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!! GARY!! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!! GARY!! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!! GARY!! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!! GARY!! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!! GARY!! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!! GARY!! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!! GARY!! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!! GARY!! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!! GARY!! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!!
shit. i knew it was something like that. now, if only i hadn't cut off my hands (at openwounds' suggestion last night...)
dammit!!! i am always a day late and an idea short. i need a man like you so bad i can taste it. come on down to xconnecticut so i can snap you in half.
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My name is settle. I am an art student from Rhode Island. I paint pretty pictures. I am so cool! yea!
I still can't believe those pirates beat all those robots.
NEVERTHELESS. You lack *IMAGINATION* (forms rainbow with sponge-hands)
Hmmm. I need to get out more. How odd. I have not been around for almost two months. Have I been on your mind that long? You were not on my mind in sunny Australia. Or snowy NZ. And if it wasn't for the Kiwis screwing up the boat race, I might still be there. But, yes, I need to get out more. I agree. Good thing I have chosen not to go the route of the war correspondent. Anyway, I know you are not the pig guy because he is a better writer than you. But I know he is your buddy. It is good to have friends in these dark days. Nick Jones just informed us all that we Americans have killed more Brits then the Iraqis have. Are you keeping score at home: It is 14 to 2. War covered as a reality sporting event. Do you think Bush and Blair will go to Disneyland when it is all over? And will they talk about losing the battles but winning the war? You are excessively emotional about what is said on this site. There are many more matters that should be given your thoughts rather than how I vote, which is simply because much of the work on this site is not so hot. I try to help when I see some potential: please refer to my comments to openwound last night. Other than that, what is the point? Thanks for the kind words. I will cherish them and hold them close to my heart.
You insinuate that I am Maffy and you have also insinuated that Mr Pig is me on both counts that is childish and wrong.
Who the hell are you to say who I am?
As for that laughable remark regarding the so called fact that you voted me in to the top 15 that is total and utter bullshit and you know it. I challenge you to find one just one positive comment on any of my poems, you will not because you havent.
Also if you doid vote me in to the top 15 why not actually say something nice, how can I know you have left a good vote if you refrain from following it up with a comment, WHY ? I know why because you don?t want to say anything nice, for whatever reason, maybe the reason is you are incapable of being sincere, you are a hypocrite by saying I am a vote obsessive when YOU went on to the comments section of poemranker whining like a puppy about how pissed off you get at all the anonymous blue votes? As I say you are conceited, hypocritical prat who is so far up his own ass you can see last nights dinner up there.
As for bringing ranger into this how would you like it ? this is my beef with you, ranger has asked you many times to follow your critique on his work with your help because he respects your work.
And finally I couldn?t give a fuck about votes, so vote your little finger stained blue as many zeros as you like, I understand it?s a form of egotistical masturbation for you so send me your sddress and I?ll even throw in some vaseline to help you on your way.
If you are a better poet than me yeah that?s your opinion, I accept criticism but when dozens of other distinguished poets commend my work, you always berate it every single time and I believe you to be highly overrated and tedious. YOU HAVE THE LOWEST AVERAGE VOTE ON POEMRANKER ITS 1.87 THAT PROOVES YOU VOTE EVERYTHING YOU READ AS SHIT, EVEN THE WORST POEM ON POEMRANKER HAS A HIGHER MARK.
I feel sorry for you, you really need to get out more.
By the way the only thing swooning over you is that enormous dick thats on your head.
Will you go have a cup of tea? You sound utterly foolish. This poem, even in a pure rough draft stage as it is here, is better than anything you could dare write is. In addition, just so you know my dear high school lad, I at one time voted all you poems into the top 15. You and ranger were the champs. I was sick and tired of listening to you both whine. You were giving the British a bad lot. However, I believe dear Z countered my attempts and pushed you back down. Being that I do not have a slew of multiple personas, I could not compete. So there is the voting scandal the like of Piltdown. But that was month ago when I still cared.
I believe you are Maffy, are you not. Hmmm. Anyway, it is sad you would delete my comments. It only goes to show you that you cannot accept criticism whether constructive or just designed to spark you ire because it is just so damn easy and fun. Why are you so obsessed with voting? The only reason I mention it is to get your goat. So childish. As far as the poems go I am just speaking to you like any reasonable literary journal would. Your poems are painfully overdramatic and adjective laden weaklings. Quite possibly the worst on the site. It is just funny that you have the young pimple poets always swooning over you. And I am not vain. I am quite happy being ugly and fat. Thank you. Now, please, act like a man and calm down. Turn off the emotional goat getter. You look foolish in these dark times.
I'll tell you what happened. It reached the stage where I had won the argument, as could be judged by any logically-minded person, and yet you appeared to continue talking absolute bollocks (cf. 'that makes you bias against the both of us. Two negative bias are still a bias in one direction.'), so I stopped bothering.
5 anonymous blue votes do not make this a poem, as you once said - quote: you are truly the barbara courtland of poemranker.
what goes around comes around,
and trust me it will.
Whatever MAffy said he got one thing right, VAIN, you are a pisspoor attempt at being vain.
Feel free to delete my comment I am deleting all of yours PK why? because your a gobshite.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, you like doing that dont you.
fucking loser.
Whatever MAffy said he got one thing right, VAIN, you are a pisspoor attempt at being vain.
Feel free to delete my comment I am deleting all of yours PK why? because your a gobshite.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, you like doing that dont you.
fucking loser.
That would be Blindproject - he/she has lived quite a cookie cutter life and can't really understand - or appreciate - poetry that leans towards the darker side.
Too much acid. Your only suppose to eat one sugar cube at a time!!
Well at least your not on the top of the list.
Who really can?
Hmmm... Amazing. I have given every below a 5 and above it but I have never read a peom that left me felling neutral towards it. So congrats you get my first -5-.
Ouch. Wow, Sorry blind I usually try to find the best in the works of others but this poem has no real heart, no ryhme, and just a slight dash of image. -0-