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Yardbird on Forgotten by T'ien 25 Nov 2002, 5:21 AM

Damn straight! 9 :)

Yardbird replying on Ode to a Depleted Uranium Shell by Yardbird 25 Nov 2002, 5:13 AM

Cheers for that, m8! :) 'Realistic potential' indeed! Next you'll be spouting on about 'the hypothetical viability of discoursing on the subject of one's cogitations' Where DO you learn all this bollocks?

Ranger on AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 25 Nov 2002, 5:12 AM

If 'AIDS in a van' was good, it would be good.

Yardbird replying on The Elephant Olympics by Yardbird 25 Nov 2002, 5:08 AM

BASTARD!! That's TWO typos now!!!!!

Yardbird replying on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird 25 Nov 2002, 5:07 AM

Dude, you've got issues...

Ranger on Sod this! This poem can't rhyme for toffee... by Yardbird 25 Nov 2002, 5:06 AM

Brilliant!

Ranger on The Elephant Olympics by Yardbird 25 Nov 2002, 5:05 AM

Wonderful fun. Is 'ran my local council up' supposed to be 'rang my local...'? Ok, now I'm nitpicking. Great fun.

Ranger on Ignoranus by Yardbird 25 Nov 2002, 5:02 AM

Well, quite. 10/10

Ranger on Ode to a Depleted Uranium Shell by Yardbird 25 Nov 2002, 5:00 AM

Hee hee hee. You've really outdone yourself this time, Yardbird. Immensely funny, yet a frightening amount of realistic potential (Don't ask) 10/10

some deleted user on The North Wind by Ranger 25 Nov 2002, 4:51 AM

indeed depressing and lonly and almost pointless in its solitude but to be honnest thats just all pretentious crap and this is in fact a great poem craigus nightingaleus

Ranger on My world Of Emptiness by abbaslittleclingon 25 Nov 2002, 4:43 AM

I quite like this-it would go well to a Black Sabbath tune (can't remember which one though...) I agree that the first line needs adjusting 8/10

Ranger on Gilded Stumps of Olde (AN STORY THAT IS NOT AN POEME) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 25 Nov 2002, 4:32 AM

Has anyone read my last comment re Yardbird (on Childe of my Buttocks)? Please consider it to apply here as well. This is the funniest thing on poemranker and is worthy of a top two place-if not number one.

Ranger on Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 25 Nov 2002, 4:26 AM

Hey, I've just had a brilliant idea! Let's all kick Yardbird until he stops spewing crap and appreciates a poem for its content (sorry Rich). Anyway, I don't think it's pretentious, just original. Have you ever considered writing a full length story-perhaps something like Lord of the Haemerrhoid Rings?

Ranger on Blade by Blade 25 Nov 2002, 4:05 AM

Oh, and by the way-Blade isn't really a wannabe vampire at all, he's just sucker-punched the lot of you, so you can now disregard anyhting he says (like you regarded it anyway...)

Ranger on Blade by Blade 25 Nov 2002, 4:03 AM

Ooooh, bitchin'

Ranger on Flamin Monkey's by Blade 25 Nov 2002, 3:50 AM

Shep, is this an attempt at an autobiography? Is it?

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird 25 Nov 2002, 3:25 AM

Hey everybody, someone's mocking me! But I have such self-assured superiority I merely laugh at it - undermined only by my desperate need to tell this to everyone!!!!!!11

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird 25 Nov 2002, 3:20 AM

Whereas you appear never to have developed in the first place the ability to grasp the meaning of two or more things deliberately combined. For example, a question asking the whereabouts of a load of bollocks, following something claiming to be 'a load of bollocks - LITERALLY', but instead containing just words. You also have problems with the following technical concepts: reference, ambiguity, intention, chronology, prawnes. Man. I supposed I shouldn't have expected any better from someone whose chosen lyrical form reaches its maximum complexity with 'shoe-be-do-be-do'. You filthy cur.

some deleted user on Thank You Mom by savannah 25 Nov 2002, 2:42 AM

oh please ewww sickly sentimental

Ranger on Damn chickens by ciantu 25 Nov 2002, 2:36 AM

What the fuck are you on? I want some too.