PLEASE EXCUSE HIM - HE'S WELSH.

IN MY DREAMS, BALTHUS STILL RAPES ME

The barn owl and the tawny owl - they're the main two.

I think the fish must be offended by being compared to the haircut. Who had the best mullet in history? I vote for Kevin Keegan

Duff Beer for you Duff Beer for me You have a Duff I'll have one too.

Just like I was there, you shouls be proud of this one.

hehehe (10)

At last a limerick !

I think this is bloody brilliant! Especially as I had most input, didn't I blade? Why did you not recognize my worth and add my name somewhere? Inthe title would be nice. And the alternative title should be 'A long fall'. 10

Let not mine eyes gaze upon this putried assemblage. My life is a suasage link and you, you are the pancake. I'm drawn to your butter and imitation maple syrup. Guide me home again Into the security of a carbohydrate blanket. An elevated glucose level shines behind your eyes. Oh House of Lite Pancakes Close not the kitchen. I am drawn to you. I am drawn to the fork and knife.

"For one to own the feel of being free" is worht the effort. Trudge on. You're young yet. You need an intelligent scarf to wear with those butt-huggers. Take a vow of silence. It works. No cell phone, no radio. No gum smacking trance music girls gone crazy.

If I was your friend, I would never let you go out wearing this poem. It makes you look fat, and kinda stupid. O.K., really stupid.

"There's only one choice." would have ended this better. Otherwise puerile as ever.

The last stanza is sheer brillance. The rest is sadly tainted by the grammartical fart at the end of L3 S2. Rework that and you'll have 10s up to your _____ (insert body part here) I'd say boobies but i'm not quite sure how tall you are. So I'll say pelvic mound.