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Caducus on I Begged by abbaslittleclingon 18 Nov 2002, 3:12 AM

Have an 8 Its a beautifully written piece loved the tree thing, and the way you told it hit me hard.

Caducus on I Cry by casey 18 Nov 2002, 3:08 AM

Good title, even better with a 2nd read. nice one !

cleverdevice replying on The Sea by Tarquin De La Bog 18 Nov 2002, 2:59 AM

hey, forrest gump may have been autistic, but not this low.

cleverdevice on The Washing by strider1 18 Nov 2002, 2:58 AM

I think this is discrminiatory to all washing machines everywhere, will tumble driers be next? For gods sake is it that bad?

cleverdevice replying on My love for another. by cleverdevice 18 Nov 2002, 2:48 AM

thank you.

cleverdevice on I Cry by casey 18 Nov 2002, 1:14 AM

Very emotionally wrought. And optimisim too, I like optimisim in a poem. Too many people think a poem has to be all depressing and sad to be hard hitting, but you prove it doesn't.

cleverdevice on Few Words by Tom Colebrooke 18 Nov 2002, 1:11 AM

Fraid not old chap. Damm matrons tied me up stripped naked in the boiler room. Bet you went to a public school now eh! Oh hello matron. Gosh those stockings look nice on you!

cleverdevice on Football by Tom Colebrooke 18 Nov 2002, 1:10 AM

A A Milne is spinning in his grave, Back then football was for the rough lower classes. But I reckon I can see your point. I too like football, but compare it to tubs of cheap margarine! Hmmmmmmmmm, Stork.

cleverdevice on A Little Life by Tom Colebrooke 18 Nov 2002, 1:08 AM

Excellent. I love innane fun poems.

cleverdevice on Sod by jrtails 18 Nov 2002, 1:07 AM

Excellent. Simple is best. Good meaning. Gives interaction with the reader in that it can apply to them and also the huge amount of comments I should imagine are coming your way.(That wasn't like a sinister warning though.)

horus8 on Daywalker by Blade 18 Nov 2002, 12:01 AM

only to buy a slurpee..and run home aggoraphobic..with out picking his daily five..only his nose

horus8 on angelic by deafmute2000 17 Nov 2002, 11:59 PM

if he is girl...then i will swallow my own tongue..and bend like attila.

horus8 on Francis' Self-portrait by New Life Drug 17 Nov 2002, 11:58 PM

also known as william shakespeare founder of the beak...so sayeth the 'hoof' i have spoken! 9.a

<{Baba^Yaga}> on I Cry by casey 17 Nov 2002, 9:42 PM

i enjoy the verb and noun tweaks, but that's about it. 6...and also. i don't believe you.

Bachus on listen by daniella 17 Nov 2002, 9:33 PM

not your best, but reeking of something burning true.. under and beyond.7.

Bachus on my bed by teacup 17 Nov 2002, 9:31 PM

the last line ruined it for me, but i was almost there. sorry. 6.

Bachus on model kit by teacup 17 Nov 2002, 9:30 PM

this is a nice volley though. 8. come back with some gel tabs tomorrow, and i'll give you a shove with a nine...well an eight.

Bachus on untitled by teacup 17 Nov 2002, 9:28 PM

if you were mascara..i'd be running too. boys don't dry. 3

Bachus on MY dear friend by jonny2000 17 Nov 2002, 9:24 PM

what? you think that since you put "from my mom" at the bottom it would bring relivence? you were sadly wrong. freak. 4.

Bachus on hate by ts 17 Nov 2002, 9:21 PM

i hate you too. But with alot more fucking passion. bet money. word. 0. by the way. you need a puppy and a spanking.