Poemranker [most recent comments (61861-61880) and replies]

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on My Friend? by Blade 21 Oct 2002, 5:44 PM

Then how can you say such dreadful things? Poetie's death rattle was surely ten times more idiotic than this.

horus8 on Die by little_angel_maria 21 Oct 2002, 5:44 PM

have you been sleeping with the red power ranger again? hogging the kix? perhaps..the daughter of an admiral? you smell like poisoned carrion, even the vultures won't touch you...i fear your meat...has turned sweet. it's not so much the maggots spilling from your plastic surgery wounds, or the reek of north african garlic from your rectum, but more or less an down and dirty aura thing. sorry. dr. pepperstein says your bad for my chi...he also said you watch that tv show birds of prey, and that makes you very uninteresting...in very young latin pass me the rum and the vaccuum sort of way.

Tintagiles replying on My Friend? by Blade 21 Oct 2002, 5:43 PM

Aye, I was. Though under a different name.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on My Friend? by Blade 21 Oct 2002, 5:41 PM

I have a good friend named Sir Bum. A scoundrel like you he'd benumb With his rolling pins three And the greatest of glee. Wait, hold on a sec. I've just come.

limonade on My Friend? by Blade 21 Oct 2002, 5:40 PM

Is the bad spelling an ironic statement on everyone's comments against Maria's spelling, or are you just illiterate?

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on My Friend? by Blade 21 Oct 2002, 5:40 PM

Were you here when Poetie decided she was leaving?

Tintagiles on My Friend? by Blade 21 Oct 2002, 5:37 PM

This must be the most idiotic thing ever posted on this site -- including all the various rants from people leaving. If 'twas at least well-written, and amusing -- but this is beneath contempt.

horus8 on Die by little_angel_maria 21 Oct 2002, 5:34 PM

burp.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on can't by nentwined 21 Oct 2002, 5:18 PM

If I remember rightly, your justification for instating the limit was to prevent people posting their entire 10-year poetry collection and then scuttling off into the sunset. Since there is still a limit of x*3 poemes for x weeks, this can't happen.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on nothing could by nentwined 21 Oct 2002, 5:16 PM

What could have been so shocking that you lost all forward momentum? O God no -- don't say it! It wasn't... it surely couldn't have been...

teacup replying on Fruit Punch by teacup 21 Oct 2002, 5:15 PM

I didn't vote for my own poem. thank you.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on On a chill morning by razorgrin 21 Oct 2002, 5:14 PM

The first four lines are extremely dandy.

limonade on love by little_angel_maria 21 Oct 2002, 4:47 PM

Don't they teach grammar in the schools in England?

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on love by little_angel_maria 21 Oct 2002, 4:34 PM

What a pathetic fantasy. It's not even an poeme. Good effort!!

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on Die by little_angel_maria 21 Oct 2002, 4:31 PM

And then, my friend, you die. And then, my friend, you DIE, man! beautiful. poetry at its finest.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on My Friend? by Blade 21 Oct 2002, 4:30 PM

It's spelled "gonhorrhehaea".

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on A love of the midlands by ==Doylum 21 Oct 2002, 4:27 PM

You can wisit me! My address is 12 Excellent Boulevard, Texas.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on One liners for the ladies by INTRANSIT 21 Oct 2002, 4:21 PM

So it's a duel, is it? Then a duel it is! Beehives at dawn?

INTRANSIT replying on One liners for the ladies by INTRANSIT 21 Oct 2002, 3:16 PM

I agree, I should take a little more time when I create these. Maybe I could make enough of them to bury Dark Angel alive! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..... I guess I have to fight her/him/it whether I want to or not.

INTRANSIT replying on One liners for the ladies by INTRANSIT 21 Oct 2002, 3:10 PM

Ok then, can I borrow some gasoline?