razorgrin
on First date (for Larry, a lesbian vampire) by Bachus
15 Oct 2002, 2:18 PM
A wise entity once said:" I vant to lick your girlfreind! Bweah!" I'm entertained.
Fan-fookin-tastic. truly an epic for the ages. I enjoy it greatly.
congradulations. you've made it to the bestest of the bestesses list. have fun up there. the air is cleaner. unfortunately, you aren't and aint. not that it matters. i heard you were in indonesia the other day, bali wasn't it. smell your fingers. feel the guilt. sell out.
Tascobar is right. it just needs to be expressed better.
Typical. Sort of like Sleeping Beauty, waiting to be rescued. Find a better prince.
i'm sorry cunt do it. i wrote what i saw. it's for larry, and he's hooked on ebonics and in denial sooooooooooo thought i'd cheer him up in a way he could understand.
I agree you should get help. Mostly in your writing though. Tell it to some therapist, darling. They can be paid to care.
cliched. childish. stupid beyond belief.
now that's fucking funny. i've kidnapped the tricks bunny!
this is concrete and WINS THE HORUS 8 GOLDEN Q-TIP AWARD ON THIS FINE DAY. loved it! have a fine navy day.9.
"towards the unending", should be the ending. 9. p.s. never ever rent the panic room. it is by far the worst scripted and edited movie i have ever scene. no wonder i haven't seen jared leto milling about lately he's in hiding three doors down. ha lol! poor bastard. let's kill david fincher.
most can't. you're have way there. don't stop now.
well that's two out of ten, can you find the other 8 missing things that you don't have. i can.
who is beverly d'angelo?
ugh. i hate that word! i'll get you some merlot instead.