on Ten solid facts about -=Dark Angel=-, by his biggest palm frond, me. by horus8
5 Nov 2002, 7:25 AM
All points except point 6 are false.
on Collectively Chilly by oohv
6 Nov 2002, 3:23 AM
What a load of complete and utter bollocks. This poeme looks like it was generated using a Random Sensitive Poeme generator written in Qbasic. It must be a joke. Surely!? O' sweet, beloved Jesu! Pray, let this be a joke! I beg of you! I... *weeps*
on some deleted poem
6 Nov 2002, 8:12 AM
Need I point out that, beyond the dodgy rhymes, complete failure to scan, and general sacrifice of interesting content in favour of the last word in each line, your gravest error is to be caddishly unaware that penicillin IS a mould, which kills BACTERIA.
on Hells Game by Katie
6 Nov 2002, 8:45 AM
Please change the title to ~*Hells Game*~
on (no title) by savagelymakeitcount
9 Nov 2002, 9:00 AM
Ask yourself this: Did I call my poeme '(no title)' because it is too profound to have a title, or did I call it '(no title)' because the only accurate title would be 'generic teenage poeme'?
on some deleted poem
10 Nov 2002, 2:48 PM
I'll thank you not to post graphic despriptions of your revolting dreams in future. They are filthy and unnatural.
on Goodbye by Nicholas Jones
11 Nov 2002, 2:38 AM
Write more about this 'mollusc king'. Perhaps he will know the TERRIBLE SECRET OF THE SEA.
on some deleted poem
11 Nov 2002, 2:39 AM
on Your Forest by Rumidi
11 Nov 2002, 2:41 AM
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on some deleted poem
11 Nov 2002, 2:43 AM
OMG LOL WTF ASL
on I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human by -=SeTTle=-
12 Nov 2002, 6:11 AM
PLAGIARISED
on My Woman, My Lover, My Friend by -=SeTTle=-
12 Nov 2002, 6:11 AM
BETHIEVED
on Picnic Of Love by -=SeTTle=-
12 Nov 2002, 6:12 AM
MCSTOLEN
on some deleted poem
12 Nov 2002, 3:20 PM
As a woman, I'm sure you know a great deal about embroidery and kittens. How delightful. But poetry, I fear, is a very different affair. This evening the Gentlemen are trying to discuss the more Serious Matters of the Towne. I daresay this needn't concern you, yet you continually interrupt the proceedings with wild and dangerous opinions of your own. Isn't it time you repaired to the central vestibule to powder your nose?
on There is no end by INTRANSIT
12 Nov 2002, 3:30 PM
((gay -> AIDS) -> gay) -> gay
This completes the proof.
This completes the proof.
on some deleted poem
14 Nov 2002, 9:30 AM
I've never had sex before. What's it like???
Wait... did I just say that? Or think it? Did THEY hear me? DO THEY KNOW MY... NOOOOOO!
Wait... did I just say that? Or think it? Did THEY hear me? DO THEY KNOW MY... NOOOOOO!
on An Exercise in Futility by loneshadow29
15 Nov 2002, 9:46 AM
"a hollow shell
where a proud man once stood"
How pithily that speaks of mine own experiences. Oh beloved prawne! How I miss you!
where a proud man once stood"
How pithily that speaks of mine own experiences. Oh beloved prawne! How I miss you!
on some deleted poem
15 Nov 2002, 9:53 AM
GREAT USE OF "fly" AND "high" TO RHYME WITH "sky"!!!!!11 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! I'M SURE YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE ONE DAY! JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE -- EVEN FLYING!!!!11
on some deleted poem
15 Nov 2002, 10:27 AM
laughably awful. "Would I wish for hopes and dreams of destiny" is such an eye-poppingly McStupid line that I vomitted blood after reading it. Your work is stupid and wrong in so many ways. Judging by your dangerously inept submissions to date, it is my belief that you are suffering under the misconception that good poetry consists of writing about your hopes and dreams and your struggle to live out your fantasies of love and soaring high above the clouds. Needless to say, the consequences of cherishing such a notion can be catastrophic! I shall be contacting your parents forthwith. A good try, though! 10/10!
on some deleted poem
15 Nov 2002, 1:16 PM
hehehe "your [sic] special" hehehehe