on some deleted poem
5 Sep 2002, 2:57 PM
Also, I'm not beakism. If the best evidence you can come up with is "you both abbreviate 'poetandknowit' as 'PAKI'", don't you think it's time to give it up?
on some deleted poem
5 Sep 2002, 5:21 PM
Anyone who doesn't act like a mature, serious adult gets put in the '-=Dark_Angel=- alter-ego' category. Don't fret it.
on The Seasons, Changes by Frass
5 Sep 2002, 5:24 PM
My remarks are nothing but witty and uplifting. They bring a smile to e'en the saddest child's face. Will you duel, or are you a coward?
on some deleted poem
5 Sep 2002, 5:32 PM
I have thought that you were a brave man in word and in deed, Settle. But you have sagged most displeasingly. Maybe I was just fooling myself...but is it so wrong for a girl to dream? Is it so wrong to hope that once, just once in my life, I could meet someone who would take me away to a far-off land and treat me to a poetry recital the likes of which I had never heard? And I thought you could be that man, Settle. But you are not a man. No. You are the Weasel of poemeranker. Indeed, you are greas'd.
on some deleted poem
5 Sep 2002, 5:37 PM
horus8 loves nobody. He doesn't even love himself. I think we should cheer him up by throwing him a big birthday bash!!!!! Who's with me? Great! I'll toss off on the cake while you go injure someone in the confusion! P.S. Thrust. I roll 3d20 and score a critical hit!!!!!!!!!!1111 7423 experience points a winner is me
on some deleted poem
5 Sep 2002, 7:09 PM
Speaking of cads, in your perusal of my 2-years-out-of-date website (which only existed to counter the Website of Surprise which in fact contained no information about surprise), did you happen to download my excellent game 'Cad'? It's the most fun possible with 4 people if those 4 people like playing Cad more than anything else! Or maybe you can't take the pressure of being the Cad at the end of the game?
on some deleted poem
5 Sep 2002, 7:10 PM
Dare you take Ship's Prawne's name in vain?!
on The Seasons, Changes by Frass
5 Sep 2002, 9:12 PM
What, so I'm Doylum now as well? I wish nentwined would just come down from his biomechanical throne and disclose the truth once and for all: I have only one ID on this site. I am not beakism, {-=Doylum=-}, horus8, -= ligh+_4ng37 =- , nentwined, or Settle. This is surely obvious to anyone who isn't hellbent on defaming my good name. Good day to you, Sir.
on Celebration by unknown
5 Sep 2002, 10:34 PM
Great poeme! Can someone tell me why 'erotic' fiction (as opposed to 'pornographic' fiction) always refers to the female genitalia as a 'sex'?
on The Seasons, Changes by Frass
6 Sep 2002, 7:11 AM
Yeah! 2 computers, subscriptions to 2 different ISPs, 2 sets of telecommunication hardware, and 2 usernames, just so I can give myself some backup on poemranker! HA HA ha oh poetandknowit, I'm sure you were joking all along though right?
on some deleted poem
6 Sep 2002, 7:16 AM
You should be shot in the groin, god'swife.
on The Seasons, Changes by Frass
6 Sep 2002, 7:19 AM
I also stay up 24 hours a day, logged into poemranker. And I have 3 telephone lines.
on purple by youngweirdo
6 Sep 2002, 7:21 AM
There is no poetry here. I searched for hours with a magnifying glass and tweezers. No poetry.
on Thoughtless Deed by craiggiarc1971
7 Sep 2002, 7:43 AM
Good use of 'strife' to rhyme with 'life'! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! I'M SURE YOU'LL BE A POPULAR POETE IN NO TIME!!!!!!!1111111111111
on some deleted poem
7 Sep 2002, 8:29 AM
EXCELLENT WORK! Sometimes people don't say what they're really thinking, do they!? [I hope your liver implodes]
on Don't Wanna Know by nightii
7 Sep 2002, 10:39 AM
I bet you would care if they had AIDS. Think about THAT the next time you dine!
on Water Droplet by craiggiarc1971
7 Sep 2002, 5:08 PM
This must be a joke. Also, custard can form a skin.
on Don't Wanna Know by nightii
7 Sep 2002, 6:22 PM
Oh. I see. AIDS isn't funny but treating women as fuck-objects is!? I'm sorry but I don't see anybody else laughing! You ought to have a long, hard think about what you've done. Did you know that 1 in every 2 persons is a woman? Women raise many important issues and I'll thank you not to speak of them in such casual tones. Good day to you, Sir!
on Don't Wanna Know by nightii
7 Sep 2002, 6:45 PM
I knew you were going to say that. For fuck's sake: you are a fucking man.
on some deleted poem
7 Sep 2002, 6:56 PM
Did you do the right thing? Well, I think the sooner you realise that there is no such thing as 'the right thing', the better it'll be for all concerned. Do you know why it is often confusing as to what is 'right' and what is 'wrong'? I'll tell you why: There is no such thing as 'right' or 'wrong'. Unless, of course, you arbitrarily assign moral values to whatever the fuck seems cosy (which is what everyone does). However, there are some exceptions: (1) Being gay is definitely morally wrong (2) Not believing in Jesu is also wrong. (3) Being nude is wrong. (4) Watching cartoons which have talking animals in them is wrong. (It is a sin for an animal to talk. Their purpose is to be nude and to be dined upon). (5) dulce et decorum est, pro patria mori.