Comments by-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I., 901–920 back, including replies. Only comments on poems

on Johnny Neurotic by Enkidu 14 May 2004, 5:26 AM
"Bill and Ted's: Enormously Mind-Numbing Adventure"

Where do you get all this great material from?!?!?!1
on A Valley Girl's Rendition of "Fire and Ice." by Enkidu 14 May 2004, 5:24 AM
Pure comedy gold!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Like" -- ROFL TO THE MAX!
on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 14 May 2004, 5:19 AM
I declare it to be the most whimsical jape of the season!!! -6-
on untitled: dedicated to my soldier/husband by SweetJuliet10 14 May 2004, 4:58 AM
Thoughts (Free verse) by nicole081083

As I lie here in my bed
Many thoughts run through my head
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wait for sleep (Lyric) by xunitedx

i wait for sleep as i'm lying in my bed
but i can't stop these thoughts from running through my head
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Insomnia (Pimple) by BiggRobb

Every night that I lay down to bed,
I'm constantly bombarded with thoughts racing through my head;
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Adam's Apple (Lyric) by hotwire

Not enough words rush through my head
as I laid spend there in my bed
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Falling in Love (Free verse) by disturbedone182

I lie awake for hours upon my bed
While thoughts of her race through my head
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untitled: dedicated to my soldier/husband (Free verse) by SweetJuliet10

sitting here tonight alone in bed
a million things running through my head

-10-
replying on inverse square by ex0teric 14 May 2004, 3:53 AM
"two bodies, drifting
their trajectories intersect
close enough for
an inverse-square relationship
to develop."

That is buncombe. What do you mean by "close enough for an inverse-square relationship to develop"? The inverse square law applies to two bodies at ANY distance, no matter how large or small. At the present moment, according to the inverse square law, your shrivell'd prune of a body is experiencing the tug of gravity from EVERY other object in the Universe. Including my own buttocks, and the buttocks of every buttock-endowed life form in the universe.
replying on inverse square by ex0teric 14 May 2004, 1:04 AM
Which of those categories include the people in my categories a) and c)? And who is 7.?
replying on inverse square by ex0teric 14 May 2004, 12:59 AM
Excuse me but this is a -=Dark_Angel=--only discussion.
replying on Waste Replacing by Phalkon 13 May 2004, 5:02 PM
Limpest possible reply.
replying on The Blood-Stained Body by Phalkon 13 May 2004, 4:41 PM
Good lord I hope this doesn't end up as a ghost comment as well.
replying on The Blood-Stained Body by Phalkon 13 May 2004, 4:40 PM
I know.
replying on The Blood-Stained Body by Phalkon 13 May 2004, 4:33 PM
Angela Lansbury
replying on The Blood-Stained Body by Phalkon 13 May 2004, 4:31 PM
Surely, though, it is true that bummers are more likely to be pervs. Homosexuality is a deviation from the sexual norm. And it is an elementary consequence of Bayes' theorem that, given someone deviates from the sexual norm, they are more likely to deviate from the sexual norm. In other words, they are more likely to be pervs.
replying on The Blood-Stained Body by Phalkon 13 May 2004, 4:23 PM
P.S bow'ls
replying on The Blood-Stained Body by Phalkon 13 May 2004, 4:23 PM
"But you could just say 'kleptomaniacs steal because they are just acting out their inclinations', or 'psychopaths kill because they are just acting out their inclinations', or 'homosexuals perform lewds because they are acting out their inclinations', and so on. The point isn't whether it's their 'fault' that they have such inclinations. The point is that the majority of 'normals' would rather live in a world with such people either behind bars, or being treated for being utterly mental. The difference between the 'liberals' and the 'conservatives' would probably be that the 'liberals' would ensnare the 'naughties' to (a) protect society, and (b) act as a deterrent. 'Conservatives' would ensnare them to (a) protect society, (b) act as a deterrent, and (c) punish them because of a thing called 'justice'."
replying on inverse square by ex0teric 13 May 2004, 4:23 PM
I actually find barely any compscis fall into any of those categories. Instead, they fall into one of these categories:

1. Horrible bearded pseudo-hippies
2. Smug-faced bearded animu fags
3. Sweating tubs of lard
4. Troll-faced girls
5. Squash-playing teacher's pets
6. Terrifying ethnics
7. A single really fit girl
replying on inverse square by ex0teric 13 May 2004, 4:14 PM
You should propose that, in the spirit of Horwich's deflationism, the word 'truth' be replaced by the infinite conjunction of all true propositions.
replying on inverse square by ex0teric 13 May 2004, 3:16 PM
On display at the University of Lincoln is a very profound piece of student artwork. The print is all black except for the single world 'truth' in white courier. It really made me think man.

Then I saw the other display next to it which was several giant photographs of a student with her baps out.
replying on inverse square by ex0teric 13 May 2004, 3:13 PM
Yeah well at least I don't have a bum-like face.
replying on Waste Replacing by Phalkon 13 May 2004, 2:13 PM
yeah lol i mean wtf seriously wtf is this a poetry forum or wtf comeon guys wtf lets be serious ok?
replying on inverse square by ex0teric 13 May 2004, 1:49 PM
What about that black t-shirt you have that just says 'geek.' in white courier on the front?