Comments by-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I., 881–900 back, including replies. Only comments on poems

Bulging with a bum-like idiocy.
on Fighting before bed by zodiac 19 May 2004, 3:23 AM
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on Fighting before bed by zodiac 19 May 2004, 3:23 AM
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on Fighting before bed by zodiac 19 May 2004, 3:22 AM
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replying on FINGER PIE by titan69 19 May 2004, 12:45 AM
American Pie was on general release in the UK you dunce.
replying on PATIENCE by jroday 19 May 2004, 12:35 AM
You appear to be talking to someone called Dark_Angel. I am not in darkness. I am in -=Dark_ness.
replying on PATIENCE by jroday 18 May 2004, 8:46 AM
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?

A: A dead epileptic.
on Wanting To Much by Katrina 18 May 2004, 2:50 AM
Wrong.

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on Bashing through the woods by INTRANSIT 15 May 2004, 3:43 PM
"how do animals know what is, and isn't, prey"

Because their prey is positively charged, while their stomachs are negatively charged.

http://www.alexchiu.com/cell/frame.html
replying on this bitter heart by New Life Drug 15 May 2004, 1:14 PM
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on Gravity Rides by Jealousy 15 May 2004, 11:24 AM
Why don't you just bust him out then, instead of writing prose with arbitrary line breaks about it?
on Jesus Creased by <{Baba^Yaga}> 15 May 2004, 8:03 AM
"Now tell me
what I want to hear,
until my face eats your face"

Ace.
replying on In the Land of Bob by Bobjim 15 May 2004, 8:01 AM
Or perhaps a wacky Terry Pratchett newsletter!
replying on In the Land of Bob by Bobjim 15 May 2004, 8:01 AM
That's so funny! I bet you could write a great Red Dwarf fanfiction with your zany brand of humour!
replying on inverse square by ex0teric 14 May 2004, 11:28 AM
You know as well as I that my roommate never wore any trousers, instead choosing to grow his hair down to his ankles and wrap it around his lower portions.

I guess you could call it his "jodhp-hairs"!!!!!11
replying on inverse square by ex0teric 14 May 2004, 11:12 AM
One of the -=Dark_Angel=-s is a skin tumour.

But not the one who has been accused of secretly wearing his roommate's trousers in the middle of the night.
I always thought this use of "like" came from Australia. Did it migrate there from California or vice versa? Or did they emerge independently?

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replying on inverse square by ex0teric 14 May 2004, 6:18 AM
Yes you do. Your roommate in your third year at Trinity told me that he once left his trousers hanging in the main lounge area to dry overnight. At about 3am he was woken by a faint scratching sound coming from the lounge. He peeked through a crack in his door and saw you trying on the trousers and walking around in them. He didn't want to bust you because it would have been really awkward, so he just crept back into his bed and kept quiet. He never told you this, but he always had trouble sleeping after that.
Is it still the case that any law student must dine at least 24 times in inner temple before being allowed to qualify?