replying on A pinch from the snuff box by Jeremi B. Handrinos
14 Mar 2004, 5:30 AM
You do entertain the most curious fancies.
replying on Zodiac's Visit to Micky D's by Oej-Oej
11 Mar 2004, 7:01 AM
bow'ls
replying on Zodiac's Visit to Micky D's by Oej-Oej
11 Mar 2004, 4:50 AM
Unfortunately the -=Dark_Angel=- TEN OF SHAME loses all its pow'r if you admit it's PATENTLY-FALSE. -10-
on Zodiac's Visit to Micky D's by Oej-Oej
10 Mar 2004, 10:14 AM
Wacky numbers -- hilarious!!!
on The Cessation of Fidelity by wilco
9 Mar 2004, 8:01 AM
guff
replying on Metametahaiku by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
8 Mar 2004, 1:05 AM
Limpest possible reply.
replying on Terrors Children by BrandonW
7 Mar 2004, 6:15 PM
Would you go out, please!
on depressed by PhSbLoNdE569
7 Mar 2004, 1:15 PM
[X] AABB rhyming scheme
[_] About romantic love
[_] About poetry-writing
[X] About suicide or self-mutilation
[_] Arbitrary indentation
[_] Arbitrary line breaks
[_] Autobiographical but in the third person
[X] Clerical errors
[X] Cliched imagery (staring out of window, pits of despair)
[X] Cliched rhymes (love/above etc.)
[X] Devoid of alliteration or any such linguistic embellishments
[_] Devoid of rhyme
[_] Devoid of simile, reification or any such literary devices
[X] Devoid of wond'rous or fantastical imagery
[_] Drug references
[_] Elves, unicorns, etc.
[_] Exclamation points used to mark 'the funny bits'
[_] Insipidly whimsical or zany
[_] Leaving rant
[_] Lower case only
[X] Melodramatic
[_] Naively religious or superstitious
[_] Obsessed with femininity
[_] Overabundance of ellipses
[X] Overuse of 'depression' words (putrid, wretched, darkness, etc)
[_] Pointedly unanswered questions
[_] Protagonist has a smug name
[_] Rage against the machine
[_] References to the author's 'social life'
[_] Repetition of a single word or phrase to the point of nausea
[_] Sanctimoniously moral
[X] Sentimental
[X] Self-pity
[_] Thesaurophilia
[_] Use of internet shorthand or emoticons
[_] Vicarious wish fulfilment
Mediocrity score: 11
[_] About romantic love
[_] About poetry-writing
[X] About suicide or self-mutilation
[_] Arbitrary indentation
[_] Arbitrary line breaks
[_] Autobiographical but in the third person
[X] Clerical errors
[X] Cliched imagery (staring out of window, pits of despair)
[X] Cliched rhymes (love/above etc.)
[X] Devoid of alliteration or any such linguistic embellishments
[_] Devoid of rhyme
[_] Devoid of simile, reification or any such literary devices
[X] Devoid of wond'rous or fantastical imagery
[_] Drug references
[_] Elves, unicorns, etc.
[_] Exclamation points used to mark 'the funny bits'
[_] Insipidly whimsical or zany
[_] Leaving rant
[_] Lower case only
[X] Melodramatic
[_] Naively religious or superstitious
[_] Obsessed with femininity
[_] Overabundance of ellipses
[X] Overuse of 'depression' words (putrid, wretched, darkness, etc)
[_] Pointedly unanswered questions
[_] Protagonist has a smug name
[_] Rage against the machine
[_] References to the author's 'social life'
[_] Repetition of a single word or phrase to the point of nausea
[_] Sanctimoniously moral
[X] Sentimental
[X] Self-pity
[_] Thesaurophilia
[_] Use of internet shorthand or emoticons
[_] Vicarious wish fulfilment
Mediocrity score: 11
on “I’ll Drop You Off At The Next Corner” by Blindpoetry
7 Mar 2004, 11:06 AM
HARNESSE ALERT
replying on To Dark Angel by zagerXizer
6 Mar 2004, 5:04 AM
i think your comment was very hurtful, cant we just be friends ok im sorry bout wat happnd in da past n sumtimes the pain is just too much ~*X-tReMe Is NoT a MoOd, It'S a LYFE-STYLE!!!!!!*~
replying on youre there... by PhSbLoNdE569
5 Mar 2004, 1:41 PM
What are you talking about? Half the point in poemeranker is that everbody throws tantrums when their BS poetry gets slagged off.
on Not All Scars by coffeeangel316
5 Mar 2004, 1:35 PM
Often at night I wake up to sound of my own screams, and then I realise that I have just based my entire personality on my love for a hot beverage.
on Jesus Wept by coffeeangel316
5 Mar 2004, 1:26 PM
With this piece, you have balmilised a dumpling that is Beyond Thunderdome. It fails so utterly, that no amount constructive criticism could hoist it from the plunging U-bend to the giddy heights of a lingering death on the toilet bowl, smeared against the porcelain slopes like a squashed urchin. No my friend, this dropping is destined to remain below the waterline, where it shall wallow and sob in a state of appalling agony until the last days of its miserably short life are utterly spent. It's time to pull the chain and move on, lest the contemplation of one stool should hamper the coiling of t'other. Good try though! -10-
replying on Hi by fuzzylogicisatwat
5 Mar 2004, 1:19 PM
bow'ls
replying on Hair by ramtheman1
5 Mar 2004, 10:18 AM
What is a write? Is it like an invite to a swim meet?
on youre there... by PhSbLoNdE569
4 Mar 2004, 2:21 PM
This has to be a joke.
replying on No Sunday Clothes by wilco
4 Mar 2004, 5:34 AM
When the other boys didn't let you play with them, did mummy say you were special?
on No Sunday Clothes by wilco
3 Mar 2004, 3:29 PM
I'm afraid the idea of needing no Sunday clothes is plagiarised from my poeme 'Child of my Buttocks' (http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.
on Cutters Part II The Recut (Limerick Triplet) by Shardik
2 Mar 2004, 2:28 PM
Well, at least you tried.