I rather thought theese meant you were a southerner.

Sounds like something the wretched Dovina would write. It is all tell and not show.

Like the curate's egg. I don't like 'Your scornful view on things is far too grim;'.

replace 'brings forth tears/ to my eyes' with 'brings forth tears/ to my bum'

This is pretty good. 'And words are the easiest' is rather cack-handed (the easiest what/of what). I like 'break them across lines'.

and how does one go about translating daft formatting?

Every stanza should end with a full stop. I know you are experimenting with style but it doesn't work. I don't like the final stanza (first two lines of) either.

sadder wiser beers is urgh. The final stanza's enjambment is off. Why not just: It was a fire balloon from Essen/launched to measure high altitude winds. No aliens here/just hazy earthlings, shooting/into the dark bushes.

Too disparate see daniella's txt to Russia. The 'I am' in the first line is used to draw together the images.

A little unsubstantial. It has a well crafted order.

you seem to keep missing the verb to be out all the time. If you see the verb to be as naughty use different verbs.

Good apart from the last line which is a bit of a bum ending.

She is the opposit of a tack is terrible :( as is the teachers giving her an A. I'd have given her an F.

Cool. Put in on your gravestone.

and not afraid to force the issue is so ridiculous it made me Lol.

Mature version of truth or dare sounds terrible. I much prefer it with a young filly.:(

I don't know why you argue that this poem has any subtlety. It doesn't. On the plus side it isn't too shoddy. I dont like the 'not as good as tv reality' line. I think it would work better if the narrator were watching something specific.

This is good. Apart from the last verse. The last verse is bollocks.

wkd.