on Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
22 Nov 2002, 5:34 AM
Fairly good, if overblown and contrived in places. 5.
on Hehehe by The Eskimo King
11 Nov 2002, 1:52 AM
Hmm, I don't know whether you're a literary genius in the making or just another serial pervert. Still, pretty good stuff.
on some deleted poem
25 Nov 2002, 2:03 AM
Yep. Winalot DOES taste like cow's gonads (trust me, I know).
on Wave to the starving children Miss Denmark. by horus8
25 Nov 2002, 2:04 AM
Very clever! 8 for your troubles, sir!
on some deleted poem
23 Nov 2002, 4:19 PM
A 10, simply for the sheer audacity of it! See, you CAN be quite witty and pithy when you put a little effort into it! Keep up the good work!!!
on Gilded Stumps of Olde (AN STORY THAT IS NOT AN POEME) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
22 Nov 2002, 5:36 AM
Fair to middling, with typos galore. 4, and see this as generosity, seeing as this beats your usual prattle.
on some deleted poem
22 Nov 2002, 5:58 AM
Well said! We need to stick up for the very-little-brained bearlike one in his time of crisis (that bastard piglet - he squealed to the tabloids - squealed, pig, geddit?!)! Bravo on your commendable social conscience!!!!!!!!
on some deleted poem
21 Nov 2002, 5:05 AM
Fantastic for any age, but 14? Holy shit, dude...! Giving this a 10 could be construed as damning by faint praise!!!! :)
on some deleted poem
21 Nov 2002, 5:40 AM
Another 10 for Miss Calvetti (surely you can write crap poems too, 'cos this ain't fair on the rest of us!!!!!!)! Nice one! :)
on some deleted poem
21 Nov 2002, 5:47 AM
Damn straight! 8, and top o' the mornin' to you Paddy!
on Alternative nursery rhymes. by cleverdevice
19 Nov 2002, 5:46 AM
Fantastic - 10! Cleverdevice strikes again!!! :)
on School. by cleverdevice
19 Nov 2002, 5:51 AM
Bravo, tovarisch! Another well-aimed blow at the soft underbelly of the education system!
on The Nude by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
15 Nov 2002, 3:06 AM
Yet more proof that your poems suck arse. Leave this site now, while you still habe a shred of dignity.
on AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
15 Nov 2002, 3:09 AM
Your'e a tasteless homophobe, you can't write worth a damn, and you're a right royal arsewipe. I'd stick a positive comment in there somewhere, but I can't seem to find one...
on some deleted poem
15 Nov 2002, 3:11 AM
I get your drift......it's all good (bwa ha ha)...!
on Reasons by little_angel_maria
11 Nov 2002, 5:50 AM
Good stuff, Maria! It flows a lot better than your earlier work, and I think that restricting the length has helped to make your ideas more concise. Overall, nicely done - your poetry just keeps getting better and better! 8 :)
on Ten solid facts about -=Dark Angel=-, by his biggest palm frond, me. by horus8
11 Nov 2002, 2:30 AM
Just what we need, Dark Wanker's own personal sycophant. This is stomach-turning stuff. Horus8, you are either a comic genius or the most pathetic worm on the planet. Either way, this is just tosh.
on some deleted poem
11 Nov 2002, 2:34 AM
Wow. I like the classical style of your work, it's a pleasure to read. Great stuff, as always.
on some deleted poem
11 Nov 2002, 2:35 AM
Luvverly imagery! Chalk up another one for the TG-meister!!
on some deleted poem
11 Nov 2002, 1:55 AM
Dead funny! I like this, this is good shit!!!