poemranker ::20 most recent comments by cleverdevice (81-100) and replies

Comments bycleverdevice, 81–100 back, including replies. Only comments on poems

Hmmm, after the last three this is a let down, Yardbird, and I'm dissapointed.

What's got two legs and bleeds profusely?
Half a dog.

-7-
It gets better and better, it should be an 11, but I shall just have to vote 10, and then 1.
Oh please, our puppy is due to be 'snipped' in a few weeks! Very evocative though. 10
on Exsqueeze Me? Baking Powder? by Yardbird 12 Apr 2003, 12:43 PM
Wonderful, cower before the might that is the bastard, sperm-cryogenically-frozen (or time machine concieved, who knows?) offspring of Charlie Parker.
on Tree (WARNING: do NOT hug!) by Yardbird 12 Apr 2003, 12:40 PM
Beautiful, poetry is literally, art.
on A prayer for my mum by Mr Pig (again) 12 Apr 2003, 2:33 AM
Very nice
on What Hobbit songs are really like... by Bobjim 12 Apr 2003, 2:11 AM
The Harvard Lampoon would be proud, you've read 'Bored of the Rings' I suppose?
on The Gentleman by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 11 Apr 2003, 12:46 PM
Its me!!! As my friends will attest to.
replying on The second coming by cleverdevice 11 Apr 2003, 12:26 PM
I am, and pissed that the librarian bitches have cunningly blocked poemranker in the ILC and claim its 'connection speed'
on Few Words by Tom Colebrooke 9 Mar 2003, 5:17 AM
NO
replying on The Chastisement of Cupid by Thyme 20 Jan 2003, 8:19 AM
Either that or Matthew Kelly.
on Bobjim, Jimbob by Spider-Man 20 Jan 2003, 3:37 AM
perhaps whim should have been somewhere
on Disgusting Stickmen by Bobjim 20 Jan 2003, 3:18 AM
Oh yes.
on Ode to -=Dick_Angle=- by Bobjim the II 20 Jan 2003, 3:16 AM
Hmm, your obsession with bumlove is a bit, well, obsessive you sick freak. I bet you wear tracksuits not for comfort but easy hand acssess.
on Ode to poetandknowit by Bobjim the II 20 Jan 2003, 3:15 AM
I bet you take it all u like bobjim, you dirty paedo
on Mirth by Bobjim the II 20 Jan 2003, 3:13 AM
No
on My buttocks are on fire. by Bobjim the II 20 Jan 2003, 3:13 AM
You see, youre not actually joking and your real hobby is knitting. Your a full time paedophile arn't you?
on My sad life by Bobjim the II 20 Jan 2003, 3:11 AM
You sick twat.
on Trials of life haikus by <{Baba^Yaga}> 20 Jan 2003, 1:47 AM
The old albatross
will cover thousands of miles,
For fish for its chick.
replying on The Fox by cleverdevice 20 Jan 2003, 1:25 AM
She lost her 'assets' to the laws of gravity. Droopies arn't in fasion any more.