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20 most recent comments by horus8 (2861-2880) and replies

Re: Signs and Wonders by timfowler 29-Jul-02/12:46 AM
now this.. this. this is rimbaud-morrison(jim) fucking super-candid voltair original. i'm even going to step out of my heckling mode for a sec and pat you on the ass. now get back to work before i read too much more plankton and not enough sharkfin. you are that fin, you are beak. you win the horus8 late night in the trenches fiasco. you get the golden Cue-tip. sleep wellh
Re: #13 by mikejedw 29-Jul-02/12:38 AM
Brambles from my cock
First, a puff, then something.
hookers hemorhoid
Re: The Life by emilyowey 29-Jul-02/12:35 AM
He is mikey, turn the cereal box around.
Re: Forever Tired by Antares42 29-Jul-02/12:33 AM
you must. so do. pooc
Re: breathtaking by j_beckfield 29-Jul-02/12:31 AM
You bring the lipstick i'll bring my arse. get some frickin self esteem.Freud is crawling out of the grave currently. to piece your dilema back together(zombie, cocaine, shrink). then. I. put beak. in you.ASL.. p.s if you clip your mooseknuckle it will grow bigger and stronger. good luck.e
Re: TELL ME WHERE THE GUN IS! by http://janglingjack 28-Jul-02/10:49 PM
your gun is at the hooked on ebonics center. Get it. then turn it on you poo. Deerhunter. you are not chris walken. u r beak!
your turn table is old and from a bad muslim pawn shop. mine is gold and trendy. Brand new from the jew. i hit my bong and bid you a'due. both of my socks are ladened with drugs, and i have the finger speed to deliver big sliver <moose knuckles>. my various cunts comb my hair as i lie naked all day snorting china white (Baldwin had nothing on me in the Shadow). they are hot naked oriental cunts with big tits. besides, my pet monkey can read.
You fail.e
Re: Hands by cattatplay 28-Jul-02/10:25 PM
okay. i'm going to put my heart back in for just a second.. there..(i do dirty deeds done dirt cheap call me we will fuck this guy up with all kinds of different torture instruments..did he touch your vagina.. shit!.. nevermind me..of course he did..it was u_nder the table.. i say we quarter him with horses..who's with me..lynch mob..lych mob lynch mob. david lynch for president. merryl lynch investing.. sorry strayed..back to the hands and the message at hand. leave w. virginia, and smack your mom, kick your dad square in the nuts. light the whole place on fire...start over..god bless "sydney sheldon" IS A MOLESTED CHILD AND SO AM I" see that wasn't so bad..thanxe
Re: The Crutchling by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28-Jul-02/10:09 PM
oh.. i see how it is.. pull out the ole instigating comment pre-reply trick huh.. so that now i look like a mescalined coulophobic at the circus.. bass-turdo
Re: The Crutchling by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28-Jul-02/9:32 PM
1) it was the chicken hawk that gets to get scotch taped to my scrotum. 2)"police drama" .....well.. figured that. dyke.
3)i never said that i was a "street poete" u did dik.
4)you shouldn't take your homosexual misinterpertation out on the fetus's, we need that stuff for hair conditioner and science and other highly honorable causes.
(what # am i on..oh)
5)your uncle told me about steve. I'm sorry..i lend my sorrow to your grief. he was well hung and will be missed around the baths. ciao darling..
Re: To Kiss by Jody Conn 28-Jul-02/9:16 PM
"holy carpet munchers batman". said the boy squanderer. I better tighten my utility belt and mask!" quirked the dark knighty night. i say three maybe. maybe. not. 2 for your poo.
Re: The Crutchling by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28-Jul-02/8:25 PM
you r silk underwear stained wretched. you rhyme in time sublime, but....i am the crutchling. naw i'm hard you win. you win foghorn leghorns chicken hawk. scotchtaped to my scrotum. p.s. i'll trade you the microfilm for "the special bumper sticker". Shhhhhh.m
Re: CityClub by wolfgang 28-Jul-02/6:49 PM
ahh.. i smell the pork shoulder and my special bbq sauce has slain the... whatever, (enough) (go blo clam chowder, "dark one" i'm pushing for mollie) fuck both of you guys for even wanting to comment on a comment--<no that's not right> ..anyway what was that pile of shit i stepped in three inches above this comment line.. oh your poem.. i give you no rattle-snake belt with buckle young man. god is a toilet flush, so flush or get of the pot. i say microwave your faggotrIES then come back with better rhetoric or die DIE. just kidding lets do luncho
Re: The Disease Of The Dancing Cats by Mister Cakes 28-Jul-02/5:35 PM
this is minus drunk old man. lacking walled up cat. no insanity. no death. weak society. no poe. no poo. no allen with rabies in gutter. no black cat. no descriptive action. go read weak beak. come back one week ( i suggest hermen hesses' steppenwolf and richard adams shardic. then you have midnight and milk (in a story a bit more prose mad mix poem) better society. anarchy, last sunset ranch.e
Re: Rain by frostygirl 28-Jul-02/4:25 PM
so tell me when you were "breathing" instead of (past tense of breathe), but you of course "breath". do you hyperventilate until dense or dence. nice poi-m sauce. 1 say five, dive, davenport. touch your moose knuckle ( also refered to by some as camel toe) and orgasm until pee spray on me. d
Re: Ode to a vibrator by unknown 28-Jul-02/2:39 PM
my incubi are circle jerking
Re: Wipe Before You Weep by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28-Jul-02/1:51 AM
i luv u like a red haired hermaphrodite. you no polite. with poo. you do. vou-doo. longer then a turkish water-pipe. i trust your hype.aslolol.
Re: On an Honest Day's Wages and Other Matters of Particle Physics by robustyoungsoul 27-Jul-02/7:01 PM
soft cock now crow
Re: Reverse Pschology by Mister Cakes 27-Jul-02/6:49 PM
this is my piss. i piss on you.hiroshima has not enough hairless children to restore your beak.
Re: Axis of the Universe by Bluesee 27-Jul-02/11:30 AM
i give you juxtapose bloody nose, paint floor, no walk.y
Re: tribute to master yoda by yoda's aprentice 27-Jul-02/11:10 AM
your magic is green and "beak"(dark-angel word of the weak) you have no eyebrows and funny ears. you are puny kermit frog humper. but you write well .i smile now. bbq-sauce


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