poemranker ::20 most recent comments by Jeremi B. Handrinos (201-220)

Comments byJeremi B. Handrinos, 201–220 back. Include replies

on I, criminal by INTRANSIT 4 Aug 2003, 2:10 PM
Rascal
on ~Tildoe~ by Thom 1 Aug 2003, 8:32 PM
It actually is half the sperm cell you used to be ~! Get it!?
on Prop a Panda by Thom 1 Aug 2003, 8:34 PM
Last time I propped a panda, she got pregnant, and the zoo was pissed.
on Sonnet for a Suicide by <~> 29 Jul 2003, 12:07 PM
"Call it a mother's bargain--" or intuition?

Last line is yummilicious!
on There's no point by LosT SykoPath 25 Jul 2003, 12:55 AM
A gay on rainbow bumper stickers.
on some deleted poem 6 Aug 2003, 12:54 AM
Jeepster
on Perfection Forever by odon919 6 Aug 2003, 12:56 AM
Splittingly accurate.
on One Country by poetandknowit 4 Aug 2003, 3:20 PM
For those who think editing and defensiveness are below them. Read on, notice how our hero P&k does not act defensive, nor is he in need of an edit ever. He just Lol's a lot, and is hardly commiserative.
on Upon a falling bar stool (Free for all) by PluckyHoe by horus8 4 Aug 2003, 3:32 PM
But sweet Thom, I didn't say it? Poet & Knowit did.
on Charades by Thom 1 Aug 2003, 8:40 PM
Not if your pee pee is inside out, than it's like getting kicked in the cuntansnatch, which is a small village in Belgium, where that style of prick kick was first ritualised by homosapiens. I was on a dig when we made the discovery. Then, of course, i brought it back here to the ranker. For experimental purposes.
on some deleted poem 29 Jul 2003, 2:10 PM
I got ripped off as a kid. I got a crooked mullet and a Dio pin on a Motley Crue bandana. Teen idols come and go but Elvis is the King forever. Costello, that is. By the way you spell for shit, really. Great sentiment, poor typing.
on THE BLESSING by Poetsettle 27 Jul 2003, 10:12 PM
Lol!
on Fried Mongolian Brains by Don-Quixote 25 Jul 2003, 12:58 AM
There are a few typos here, and no potstickers. Wonton soup is good with spicy hot cabbage.
on CrapBeer by DurtKL 25 Jul 2003, 12:44 AM
I like asphalt hot Bushmills myself, and concure, but If I must drink beer I enjoy Chicago's Big shoulder porter, or guinesse an Newcastle.
on falling by highnightmaregurl 25 Jul 2003, 12:47 AM
A lemming on the art of drowning.
on so much by highnightmaregurl 25 Jul 2003, 12:48 AM
A Condor on animal rights.
on untitled by highnightmaregurl 25 Jul 2003, 12:49 AM
A Sperm whale on Moby Dick.
on The Frey by Southern_Bell 25 Jul 2003, 12:51 AM
A blow gun on killing monkeys for soup.
on some deleted poem 4 Aug 2003, 2:52 PM
Wednesdays are darker.
on Life-In-Death by vulcan 29 Jul 2003, 10:21 AM
Here, here.