replying on 12673 Jalepeno ave. Chino, Ca. by Jeremi B. Handrinos
6 Jul 2003, 9:06 PM
I'm flattered, thank you.
on To be titled by Horus8(Craft's Service) by thepinkbunnyofdoom
6 Jul 2003, 8:13 PM
When did you all of a sudden get crafty?
replying on One Lump Or Two? by OneFingerAnswer
6 Jul 2003, 8:12 PM
The title's a barrell of monkeys.
replying on The Queen & The Locksmith by Jeremi B. Handrinos
6 Jul 2003, 8:01 PM
Now does it do it for you?
on One Lump Or Two? by OneFingerAnswer
6 Jul 2003, 7:09 PM
You're improving at these. Steady as she goes.
replying on At a hotel room in Royal Oak by horus8
6 Jul 2003, 6:35 PM
I just did, it took mr. pig in the jump suit.
replying on The Zen of the Pen by DreamerSupreme
6 Jul 2003, 3:04 PM
OnceI turned a pen into Mia Farrow
on Poem Ranker by abecedarian
3 Jul 2003, 1:53 PM
Perhaps he was smoking his sox, or sic with the pox?
replying on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II
3 Jul 2003, 1:49 PM
No, I did not. I dot my middle initial Margaret, you have been sadly misinformed.
replying on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II
3 Jul 2003, 1:47 PM
You sir, are a scoundrel, but what if I don't?
on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II
3 Jul 2003, 12:51 PM
I see you people have been duped, by Loki, again. Shame on the lot of you. Poor Cadacus even E-mailed me this morning to query as to why I thought he was a cunt this time. Let's all grow up a bit shall we? We all know how smart our dear Settle is here at poemcranker, so let's not all blow him at once, okay. It looks revolting. And I, for one, believe -=Bark_Bagel=- was absolutely right when he said, "maturity is more than Blee it's Blargh and poets everywhere should blingo on it's chin and get to know it, inside of their soles and harts." You know what I mean people? Good grief, get a fuckin' hold of yourselves. You all make me sick. Now then, back to my mature poetry. Oh, Happy $th of $uly. Sheep.
replying on My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II
3 Jul 2003, 12:41 PM
Well, I would if you could stop for a moment and realize that I didn't write this as any real poet would instanly be able to differentiate between me, and Nick (Settle) M. The boy wonder. Then we can pretend all that you want Richard.
replying on The Gecko, and the Italian book collector by horus8
2 Jul 2003, 2:04 PM
No, not really, my friend in Rome does this often. It's a true story & I wrote it as a tribute to him confiding it with me on the phone. We both are extremely agoraphobic, but he has a gecko infiltration problem. I wrote this a ways back, but it had been pegged with 8 zero's so I wiped it.
replying on Caesar and the Giant. (revised) by SupremeDreamer
2 Jul 2003, 2:00 PM
Nah, just help us decal the jet. I want it to say "Poemrank this motherfuckers!" on both wings. And on it's belly "scratch with caution".
on Orbiting Venus by scitz
2 Jul 2003, 1:00 PM
Lesbian.
One thing
Lark's
One thing
Lark's
on Erotic Crossroad in my Dream: So I Cream Into Me Panties by Luzr
2 Jul 2003, 12:57 PM
Poopoo?
replying on An enchillada called revenge! by horus8
2 Jul 2003, 12:55 PM
Tanya's a psychopath I accidentilly lost some sperm in. Me and Settle like to hock ass fodder at her. It pases the time. the titles just to make people do what you described broadly.
on Caesar and the Giant. (revised) by SupremeDreamer
2 Jul 2003, 12:52 PM
I'm actually having Settle as a house guest for a bit this Summer, and am very much looking forward to it. I believe the smells from my kitchen will be exstatic & the smells from the el bano to be muy enfermo. We are planning to collide a remote controled jet full of C4 into the engine of a taking off airplane at some major airport, and then, for lunch we were going to put a CO2 Sars mix of gas into the Mcdonalds soda fountain dispenser. Then we were going to go to the Mustang ranch and give all of the hotties AIDS in their moufs and muffs and maybe up their nose, but we will definitely be urinating everywhere always. Nice poem. Nice style flex.
replying on Caesar and the Giant. (revised) by SupremeDreamer
2 Jul 2003, 12:46 PM
You're funny
on I wanna convert him by GAY AS FU*K
2 Jul 2003, 12:34 PM
Yip yip.