on AIDS in a Glass by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
14 Nov 2003, 11:37 AM
Dark Angel, my plan has worked, the ugly bearded man, and my minions have sent me to control the worst list. I have won the bet. As I suspected.
replying on Those weeks I slit my wrists to the Smiths by Jeremi B. Handrinos
14 Nov 2003, 11:25 AM
That's because they are Pimpke Haikus, obviously.
I'm not gay and I hate the smiths.
I'm not gay and I hate the smiths.
replying on Windmill by the Sea by Jeremi B. Handrinos
13 Nov 2003, 12:53 AM
I made it into a song. I hired a drunk black midget to sing it too. Talk about ACE! this is going to make us a fortune. It will be the first time we get a retarded cripple on the back of a wheaties box! We, my friend, have done a good thing. All I can say is thank you.
on Something I Hope I Would Not Hear Myself Speak by Lifeboatman
13 Nov 2003, 12:37 AM
Yes, they'll hump eachother if none else with a pointer can be found.
on Chance by blueiris1261
9 Nov 2003, 6:07 AM
Chance is the prance
of Lance the Gay!
Prance then chance
queer ants and posh pants
Lance likes Trance
music and getting fisted!
of Lance the Gay!
Prance then chance
queer ants and posh pants
Lance likes Trance
music and getting fisted!
on I SHALL NOT by pitchblackdisaster
9 Nov 2003, 6:04 AM
If silence bacffires? We can only hope it does right in your face blinding you just long enough to send you drifting across the median and into on coming traffic.
on Every other weekend by Corey McHattan
9 Nov 2003, 6:02 AM
Great way to avoid any conflict story wise! Though it tried to make you several times. You still avoided giving it life.
on Gut Feeling, A Burst of by liquidlama
9 Nov 2003, 6:00 AM
You must be a liquid lama?
on Selective Alopecia by Ming T. Merciless
9 Nov 2003, 5:58 AM
Man baby
Man baby
that's your poem.
Man baby
that's your poem.
on devil by pitchblackdisaster
9 Nov 2003, 5:57 AM
A Poopmare, in vivid zero dimension.
on Mellow by frostygirl
9 Nov 2003, 5:56 AM
Why do the ladies always fall the hardest for the homos? inaccessibility drives them pure red lipstick and fishnets.
on i will bare it: by Sapphire
9 Nov 2003, 5:49 AM
This poem looked and resembled Helen Keller taking a long nap. At least to me it did.
on Summertime by KatieKaBoom
9 Nov 2003, 5:48 AM
All the time. Only aware energy has the strength to residue for eternally uncalculable periods of times upon other's that you've impressed in your life and various points in being. Otherwise, you will lead a most uneventful and easilly forgetable life on this planet if you don't know how to change your awareness.
on Arachnid by quantumenterprises
9 Nov 2003, 5:41 AM
I like spiders. My tarantula will occasionally devour a baby mouse in a five hour period. And it warns my of fires and impending earthquakes, or weird geothermal situations.
on The story of the myopic fishwife OR She: A muse t' me by ==Doylum
9 Nov 2003, 5:39 AM
Bathos is Greek for going down on Forever at the electorial bath house votathon and Binge sale.
on Ambition? by TheTiredTyrant
9 Nov 2003, 5:37 AM
Chalk outline of a dead carrot.